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This is my head ….

This is my head …. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Itni dair daBanay k liyay thanks. I am feeling much Better now:-)

Biwi(Ghusse Main):

Biwi(Ghusse Main): Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf GoBar Hi Bhara Hai..!! HusBand (Pyar Se): To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho.??

Wife came home with a goat.

Wife came home with a goat. HusBand asked”Is Bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?” Wife:”Dikhta nahin, Bakri hy!” HusBand:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

Husband wife mein larai hoi

HusBand wife mein larai hoi, HusBand ghar se chala gaya, HusB:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai” Wife:Zeher. HusB:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D

Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti isliye ye lo apne love letters

Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti isliye ye lo apne love letters or mere mujhe wapis karo! Boy Bari c Basket samne rakhte howay, Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo!

Manager:

Manager: Sorry, But I can’t give you a joB. I don’t need much help. JoB Applicant: That’s all right. In fact I’m just the right person in this case. You will see, I won’t Be of much help anyway!!

Open with Love… If I disturb U

Open with Love… If I disturB U I am Sorry! But I need To Say I… Love… DisturBing you…

We will now upgrad

We will now upgrade your Brain, please wait…. Searching…. searching… still searching…. Sorry, NO BRAIN found…!

Hobgoblins know

HoBgoBlins know the proper way to dance: Arms akimBo, loopy legs askew, Leaping into darkness with delight, Lusting for the ecstasy of fright, Open to the charm of horrors new…. ~Nicholas Gordon

Taste this SMS

Taste this SMS Did u feel da taste of ginger? No? Sure? Well….. BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

7 Angels came 2 Me

7 Angels came 2 Me & asked 4 the most Inteligent, Smart, Nice, Sweet, NoBle and Well Groomed Person. So I gave Them Your Address . . . . .. Dekha kesa Ullu Banaya Un ko!:D

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Movie titles related to eng students: exams - socha na tha, classes - kaBhi kaBhi, question papers - na tum jano na hum, copying - yaarana, maths2 - asamBhav, maths1 - mission impossiBle, environmental sciences - pyar mein kaBhi kaBhi, 1st semester - kuch to hai, 2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai, distinction - kal ho na ho, 1st class - raju Bangaya gentleman, 2nd class - dil mange more fail - phir milenge

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