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SIrf Is Baat Par Hum Road par Is Tarha Pittay hain Faraz!!! <Br/>K Rally MQM Ki thy Aur Hum G.A.Bhutto Keh Gaye. <Br/>
Faraz In AraBic; <Br/> <Br/>Zardari Un Hukmaara Nun AzaaBun Fee Insaana Fasa Dun Faraz, <Br/>Aata-Tunn Bijli-Sunn Petrol-Gumm Bhum Bhum Dhamakatun Al Kuuttun Kameenun.
JanaB YaqooB Rasheed Ne Farmaya K Dhu al-Qi''dah K Maheney May Jo Shaks Kisi KO 100 Rupee Ka Card send Kary Ga Qayamat K Din Ussy WARID ki Sim Free Miley Gi!!!!
Pathan ko 1 chirag mila, <Br/>usko ghisne se usme 1 jin nikla <Br/>Jin:"3 khwahishain Btao" <Br/> <Br/>Pathan:"1 aisi naswar lao jo kaBhi khatam na ho" <Br/>jin ne usay naswar la k dedi <Br/> <Br/>jin:"or 2 khwahishain Btao" <Br/> <Br/>Pathan:"Aisi 2 or lado" ;)
A-Aik lady apny niwasay ko lori de kar sulanay ki koshish kar rahi thi <Br/>"so ja meray "DIPLOMA" so ja,lal plang per so ja, ...... <Br/>2nd lady yekaisa nam tum ne Bachay ka rakha hy? <Br/>1st lady mn ne apni Beti ko college "DIPLOMA" lenay k liay dakhil karwaya tha wo college se ye le kar aye <Br/>jy aB isay "diploma" na Bolon to kia Bolon..? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>B- Wife I yhink our daughter is in love withsomeone <Br/>H''Band "how do u know"? <Br/>Wife B''coz she is not asking for pocket money....... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>C- Boy: chalo kisi sunsan jaga chaltay hn... <Br/>Girl: Tum aesi wesi harkat to nhi karogay..? <Br/>Boy:Bilkul nhi... <Br/>Girl:to phr rahnay do janay ka ki faida???
<Br/> <Br/>JaB Barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. <Br/>JaB kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho, <Br/> <Br/>JaB Bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, <Br/>Bataoo Meri umBrella KaB wapis kro ge! <Br/>
SuBha <Br/>SMS <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Shaam <Br/>SMS <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Din me <Br/>SMS <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Raat me <Br/>SMS <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ghar me <Br/>SMS <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Office me <Br/>SMS <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Jeena <Br/>SMS <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Marna <Br/>SMS <Br/>Akhir kya he ye SMS?? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>S = SUB <Br/>M= MIL ker <Br/>S = SOCHO:-)
GaBBar: Aare o samBha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki Bandar? <Br/> <Br/>SamBa: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh Bandar.
Faakey pe faka ho raha hai, <Br/>Naakay pe naka ho raha hai, <Br/>Hukumat ker rahi hai MansooBa Bandi, <Br/>Phir Bhi Kakay pe Kaka ho raha hai.
Arz kya hai, <Br/>Na zoroorat rakho sitaron ki, <Br/>Na zaroorat rakho faltu yaron ki, <Br/>Bus ik dost mango mere jesa, <Br/>Jo watt laga de saron ki. :d
MusiBat ka Syrup ho tum, <Br/>Tension ka Capsule ho tum, <Br/>Aafat k Injection ho tum, <Br/>Per kya keren Jhelna parta hai, kyon k DOSTI ka Oxygen ho tum.
Aankhon main SHARAFAT, <Br/>Chal main NAZAKAT, <Br/>Dil main SACHAI, <Br/>Phir kyon na Boley her LARKI aapko BHAI.