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Doctor:
Doctor: <Br/>Ye syrup 2 spoon suBha, <Br/>2 dopahar, <Br/>2 raat ko, <Br/>3 din tuk lena hay <Br/> <Br/>Pathan:apna dawai apna pas rakho <Br/>hamara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) nahi hy
Man1 sitting with dog.
Man1 sitting with dog. <Br/>Man2:Your dog Bits? <Br/>Man1:No <Br/>Man 2 sits and the dog Bits! <Br/>Man2 angrily, you said he does not Bit! <Br/>Man:That is not my dog.
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger
<Br/> <Br/>A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant <Br/>and puts his finger <Br/>on the last of menu: Bring this. <Br/> <Br/>Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it <Br/>Because he is the owner of restaurant. <Br/>
100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay
100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay <Br/>k achanak kashti ruk gai <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>or <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>saB dooB gaye, kaisay? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>pathan thay na suB, <Br/>dhakka deney utar gaye <Br/>:p
Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,
<Br/> <Br/>Bush ka “Kutta” Bush se roth gaya, <Br/>Ja k ganday nalay main dooB gaya, <Br/> <Br/>DoBtay howay Bola aB aur zulm nahin sahain gay, <Br/>Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay…:D <Br/>
Human brain is the most
Human Brain is the most <Br/>outstanding oBject in world. <Br/>It functions 24 hours a day, <Br/>365 days a year. <Br/>It functions right from the time we are Born, <Br/>and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Teacher.
Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shraB nahi pioge. <Br/>Bachey:nahi pienge. <Br/>Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge <Br/>Bachey:nahi karnge <Br/>Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge. <Br/>Bachey: nahi kasenge. <Br/>Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurBan karoge. <Br/>Bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna Bhi kia he.
Girl:It’s 2 tight
Girl:It’s 2 tight <Br/>Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly, <Br/>Gal:Push it in, <Br/>Boy:Ah..I can’t, <Br/>Gal:It’s painful, <Br/>Boy:Forget it. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>We’ll Buy new WEDDING RING!
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
<Br/> <Br/>Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: <Br/>“can kids of our age have kids?” <Br/> <Br/>Teacher replied ” NO Never!!” <Br/> <Br/>Boy said to girl : <Br/>“see i told you not to worry!!!!”. <Br/>
Boss:I will give
Boss:I will give you Rs.25 an hour starting today <Br/>and in 3 months, I will raise it to Rs.50 an hour. <Br/>When do you want to start? <Br/>New employee:In 3 months.
Kion har bar mosam
<Br/> <Br/>Kion har Bar mosam ki tarah Badal jate ho, <Br/>Har Bar hamara dil dukhatay ho, <Br/> <Br/>Yeh Bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye, <Br/>Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho <Br/>
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and
A Beautiful girl goes to Professor caBin <Br/>and <Br/>say <Br/>that i will do anything to pass in the exams <Br/>and professor says <Br/>NOW OPEN YOUR <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Books And Study

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