Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:


Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
  

May, 25 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     1906 views       Faraz

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Sirf itni si baat pe zamaane ne Laqab Kaafir ka diya

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K Khuda k Naam pe Hum ne Kuch na diya,Tere Naam pe jaan de di..
Kal raat chand hu-ba-hu tujh jaisa tha

".....Faraz....."
Kal raat chand hu-ba-hu tujh jaisa tha

".....Faraz....."

Wohi husan, wohi ghuroor,

or wohi doori..."
Quaid-e-Azam fote ho gay hain
Liaquat Ali bi shaheed ho gay hain
Alama Iqbal bi nahi rahe
mari tabihat bi kharab rehti hai
pata nahi Pakistan ka kia bane ga.
Faraz kya milan ki ab justujoo karein,

Tabiyat zyaada kharab ho to doctor se rujoo karein
Dekha Tujhe To Rooh Khush Ho Gayi
Ek Kami Thi Woh Bhi Poori Ho Gayi
Pagal Hain Woh Log Jo Kehte Hain Ki
Chimpanzee Ki Aakhri Nasal Khatam Ho Gayi
Mera Us Shehr-e-Adaawat Main Basera Hai Faraz...

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Jahan Charas To Mil Jaati Hai.

Magar Cheeni Nahi Milti. :-)
Us Se Kehna K Aaj Main Bohat Khush Hon Faraz...

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Pichli Sardiyon Ki Jacket Nikaali To Jaib Se 100 Rupay Nikle. :-)


Wo tu milta hy mujhse mehdood se lamhon me Fraz

Yeh DIL hy kitni fursat se sochta hy usay
halaat ne tor daya kachay dhagay ki trha warna faraz.

mery waday b kabhi zanjeer hua kartey they..


Ab To Hasrat Bhari Nigahon Say Dekhte Rehte Hain FARAZ,


Ke Shayed Malir Kay Nalkon Main Paani Ka Qatra Aa Jaye..!
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hat jaaa0Oo!
Faraz aaj "SASTA ATA" lay kar ja raha hai :-)
Teri Yaari pe hum ko koi shak nahi Hai Faraz.....




Ye Sach hai k Teri Wafa ki Misaal
Kisi Kuttay se kam nahi.. :-)