Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:


Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
  

May, 25 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     2250 views       Faraz

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Hoti Hay Baree Zalim Yaktarfa Mohabbat Bhe FARAZZ

Woh Yaad Tu Aatay Hain , Par Yaad Nai Kartay.....
Mohbat apni bi aser rukhti hai
“FARAZ”
Bohat yaad aiyan gay zara bhool
kar to dekho.
Hum to yunhi tiger Biscuit khaa rahay thhay ,

"FaRaz"

Ek Larki humein baacha samjh k pappi dy gai
uss k honto ko chuwa to ehsas howa faraz.

k pyas faqat paani sy hi nhai bujhti...
Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena.
Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena
Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon ” FARAZ ”
BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena
Kitni dair hui koi sawal nahi ata

Sawal hum puchein to jawab nahi ata






Ye Sala bathroom me kon baitha hai

Itna lamba toh FARAZ ko b nahi ata!:-
Twinkle Twinkle Little FARAZ.
Teri girlfrnd gae bazar,
usko milgaya dosra pyaar,
ab tu baith k makhiyan maar!
toba toba astagfar.
Twinkle Twinkle litle FARAZ!
Iss Dafa Barshein Rukti He Nahi Faraz,

Hum Ne Ansu Kia Piye Sare Mosam Ro Pare !!!!
RoOnay Se BaddaL Jatey Agar Halaat Faraz
To Aaj Duniya Main Hum B Khush Naseeb Hotay...!!!!
jaan keh kr pukaara to larz gai mere dil ki zameen ~Faraz~

Peechy mur kr jo dekha to wo mukhatib kisi oar se tha
Mehboob ki yad meain petrol pump py cigrt
kiya lagya FARAZ..
Meri to Duniya hi badal gai,
faqat ik Dhamaky se…


Nikher nikher k arahey hain mairey alfaz faraz
kya aisa he hota hy aksar marnay k baad