Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:


Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
  

May, 25 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     2530 views       Faraz

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itne to burey na the jitne ilzaam lagaye logon ne faraz

kuch us ne humain badnaam kiya aag lagai apno ne...
waqt-e-rukhsat usney murr kar istarah dekha"faraz"

main dil pe haath na rakhta to dil nikal jata...
Hum to yun hi Munna Biscuit khaa rhe thhe +FÃ.žRÃ.žZ+
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Ek Larki hume baacha samjh k pappi de gai";-)


Wo BhI kIa AjEeB
sHas thA "FARAZ" k
JiS kI zAaT pAr


JaB aItbAr bArH gAyA
tOu
IkHtIyAr GhAt GaYa ...
Muhaly ki larkia hain kuch naraz


wah wah





muhaly ki larkia hain kuch naraz



kyun k aetikaf me beth gaya hy faraz.
wo subah neend se jaage
to muje se larne aye faraz…..
ka tum koun hote ho mare
khwaboon mein aane wale..

Faraz kya milan ki ab justujoo karein,

Tabiyat zyaada kharab ho to doctor se rujoo karein
Faraz to Galib:
"Phool ko to khilna hai wo to khile ga,
Garmi bari hai ek glass sharbat ka milega."

Galib:
"Alif se le kar ye tak k bech mai ata hai sheen,
Abay itna pyasa hai to laga le ganne ki machine."
kal tak jo kehtay thay k ronaq-e-mehfil tujh se hy"faraz"

aaj wohi mujh se ulajhte hain k tu mehfil me na aaya kar.
Wo Deta Hai Dard Bus Hum Hee Ko

Kiya Samjhega Wo In Ankhon Ki Nami Ko

Laakhon Deewane Hon Jin K "FARAZ"

Wo Kiya Mehsoos Karega Ek Humari Kami Ko.



Mera Moo''nh Kafan Se Khola Mere Pass A Kar Bola

FARAZZ

Yeh Naaya Libaas Kaisa Yeh Kahan K Hain Iraday
tum tu kaha karte thay k waqat sahra hai faraz''

to phir shub tanhai main roya kauon karte ho,