Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:


Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
  

May, 25 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     2069 views       Faraz

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Iss Dafa Barshein Rukti He Nahi Faraz,

Hum Ne Ansu Kia Piye Sare Mosam Ro Pare !!!!


Yeh hum nahin kehtay ghar wale kehtay hain,
FARAZ
k nend main bhi hum aapka naam lia kertay hain
faqat khuwabon se hi nahi milta sakoon sone ka"faraz"

kisi ki yaad may raat bhar jagne ka bhi apna maza hai.
Meray to ye Soch Kar He Baal Safaid ho Gaye


FARAZ!


K Indian Aurtain Saari Pehen k Toilet Kaise Karti Hongi. :-)
M0sam ka aitbaR ziada
nahi kiya...


S0 us ne ham se pyar ziada
nahi kiya...


Kuch t0h "FARAZ" ham ne
paltne mein dair ki...


Kuch us ne intezar ziada
nahi kiya...
wo mohabton k sody b ajeeb krta hai.

faraz

bas muskurata hai or dil khareed lyta hai.

Uss Se Milte Hee Yeh Ehsas Hua Tha Mujhko
FARAZ
Ye Wohi Shaks Hai Jo Lambi Judai De Ga
8. What is height of Suicide?












A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
Hum sa ehl-e-dil tujhe kahan mile ga Faraz,

Jo tere sitam bhi sahay aur tujhe duaa bhi day...


Nikher nikher k arahey hain mairey alfaz faraz
kya aisa he hota hy aksar marnay k baad
mahmood o ayaz na akati pari namaz

aur to jootay utha ka bhag aaya faraz
Jiski khatir humne jaan di "Faraz".
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Aaj usi ne Kafan utha kar kaha:"Acha huwa mar gaya saari raat sms kar k pareshan karta tha"