Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

May, 25 2010 169 chars (2 sms) 2116 views Faraz

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akaly pan ki azait k

akaly pan ki azait ka ab gila kaisa faraz..

khud he to apno se ho gay thay alag.

har kisi ko meri tarhan rehm dil mat samjhna faraz;

har kisi ko meri tarhan rehm dil mat samjhna faraz;

kuch log sinny me pathar bi rakhte han,

ye mumkin nhi k sab log hi

ye mumkin nhi k sab log hi badal jaty hein

kuch halaat k saancho me bhi dhall jaty hein

khali hathon ko kbhi ghor sy dekha hy Faraz

kis tarha log lakeeron sr nikal jaty hein

Let us b Generous like dis:

Let us b Generous like dis:
4 Ants r moving through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT comin towrds them.
1st Ant says:V should KILL him.
2nd Ant says: No,Lets break his LEG alone.
3rd Ant says:No, V''ll just throw him away from our path.
4th Ant says: No, V''ll LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR ;->

her dharktey pather

“Her Dharktey Pather Ko Dil Samjh Letey Ho
“FaRaZ”
Umer Beet Jaty Dil Ko Dil BnANey Men

bhikari: sahab 6 rs de do chaae peeni hai

bhikari: sahab 6 rs de do chaae peeni hai

sahab: lekin chae to 3 rs ki aati hai

bhikari sharmate huwe: wo girl friend b saath hai na

Human brain is the most

Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

pehle us ne f kaha

Pehle us ne
F
Kaha

Phir us ne
A
Kaha

Phir us ne
R
Kaha

Phir usne
A
Kaha

Phir usne
Z
Kaha
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Is terha zalim ne FARAZ k tukre tukre ker diye.. ;->

Wh8''s The Difference

Wh8''s The Difference
Between Mechanical
Engineer & Civil
Engineer ... ???

Mechanical Engineer
Build Weapons , Civil
Engineer Build Targets ... ;->

aasman bhi ro para u

aasman bhi ro para us waqat mere haal par faraz...

jis waqt mery naseeb me usey likh mita diya.

srif samundar hi py

srif samundar hi py moqoof nahi madd-o-jazar..faraz.

chand to dil mein bhi toofaan utha deta hay,,,

faraz

Us ko chaha to mohabat ki samajh aai
Werna is lfz ki tareef suna krte the

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Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:

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