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6 Inch ka hai. . Size normal he
<Br/> <Br/>6 Inch ka hai. <Br/>. <Br/>Size normal he <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>MazBoot he <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Ziyadah mota Bhi nahin he <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Lena he to Bolo? <Br/> <Br/>Full Time Masti <Br/> <Br/>Non stop Fun <Br/> <Br/>Mera… <Br/>. <Br/>LG KG 195 <Br/>
1 Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you”
1 Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you” <Br/>kehnay ki suB se achi jaga kon si hai? <Br/>2 Boy:Mazaar <Br/>1Boy:woh kion? <Br/>2Boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.
Impact of Movies:
<Br/> <Br/>Impact of Movies: <Br/> <Br/>Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? <Br/> <Br/>Student:- He is the one who helped <Br/>Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend! <Br/>
Police:Tumhe kal
Police:Tumhe kal suBah 5 Baje phasi di jayegi. <Br/>Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! <Br/>Police:Kion has rahe ho? <Br/>Sardar:Main to uthta hi suBha 9 Baje hon.! <Br/>hehehe:d
1 memon subha so ko utha to
<Br/> <Br/>1 memon suBha so ko utha to <Br/>dekha ke uski Biwi mar gaye hay. <Br/> <Br/>Wo foran kitchen me gaya or <Br/>apni Beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or <Br/>Bola,“1 Banday ka nashta kam Banana” <Br/>
Devils went to Court to Prove
<Br/> <Br/>Devils went to Court to Prove <Br/>that he is The Most, <Br/>Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth. <Br/> <Br/>But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked, <Br/>Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai? <Br/>
Father asked beti:
<Br/> <Br/>Father asked Beti: <Br/>“Tum Bari ho ker kia karo gi?” <Br/> <Br/>Beti:” <Br/>Maa Banun gi, <Br/>study karon gi, <Br/>shari karon gi, <Br/>Bus or kia?” <Br/> <Br/>Mom:”Beti jo marzi kerna per zara tarteeB seedhi rakhna”;-) <Br/>
Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
<Br/> <Br/>Wife:Please Bike taze na chalao <Br/>mujhey dar lag raha hay. <Br/> <Br/>Sardar: Agar tujhy Bhi dar lag raha hay <Br/>to meri tarah ankhein Band kar lay.:P <Br/>
In bio practical:
In Bio practical: <Br/>Examiner:Tell me the name of <Br/>this Bird By seeing it’s legs only? <Br/>Sardar:I don’t know. <Br/>Examiner:You failed, what’s your name? <Br/>Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
What is BUSINESS ?
<Br/> <Br/>What is BUSINESS ? <Br/> <Br/>Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice. <Br/>Son: No <Br/>Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter. <Br/>Son: then Ok. <Br/> <Br/>Dad goes o Bill Gates. <Br/>Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son. <Br/>Bill Gates: No <Br/>Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank. <Br/>Bill Gates: Than ok <Br/> <Br/>Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank. <Br/>Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your Bank. <Br/>President:No <Br/>Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates. <Br/>President: Then OK <Br/> <Br/>That’s Business…!! <Br/>
1st ever intelligent sardar.
<Br/> <Br/>1st ever intelligent sardar. <Br/> <Br/>Teacher: what do u call a person <Br/>who cannot hear anything? <Br/> <Br/>sardar: u can call him anything, <Br/>Because he cannot hear anything:-) <Br/>
Boy 2 God:
<Br/> <Br/>Boy 2 God: <Br/>Give me a pocket full of money, <Br/>A joB & a Big vehicle full of girls. <Br/> <Br/>God replied:your wish is fullfilled <Br/>& <Br/>He Became a Bus conductor of karachi university point.:p <Br/>

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