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Wife:
<Br/> <Br/>Wife: <Br/>Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, <Br/>Main aap ko save karti, <Br/> <Br/>HusBand: <Br/>Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, <Br/>Main her haftay tumhe change karta ;-) <Br/>
Before marriage:
<Br/> <Br/>Before marriage: <Br/>Roses are red, sky is Blue, <Br/>O my darling! I love you… <Br/> <Br/>After Marriage: <Br/>Roses are dead, <Br/>I have flu, <Br/>don’t come near me, <Br/>Paray hatt tuu, <Br/>
Agar manzil ko pana hai
<Br/> <Br/>Agar manzil ko pana hai <Br/>to hosla sath rakhna, <Br/> <Br/>Agar pyar ko pana hay <Br/>to aetBar sath rakhna, <Br/> <Br/>Agar hamesha muskurana hay <Br/>to DAANT saaf rakhna <Br/>
Sardar:Begum aaj chicken
<Br/> <Br/>Sardar:Begum aaj chicken <Br/>Bohut maze ki Bani hai kia <Br/>koi khaas masala lagaya hai ? <Br/> <Br/>Sardarni:Nahi Bus zara murghi jal gai <Br/>thi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi. <Br/>
Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
<Br/> <Br/>Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya, <Br/>He did translation: <Br/> <Br/>1.Main aam admi nahi hon <Br/>I’m not a mango man <Br/> <Br/>2.Sarda or garma fruit hain. <Br/>Colda & hota r fruits <Br/> <Br/>3.Mujhey Bhi english ati hay <Br/>English comes 2 me also <Br/> <Br/>4.do ro do chaar. <Br/>give and give four. <Br/> <Br/>5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay <Br/>I Belong 2 green pur thousanda:) <Br/>
Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
<Br/> <Br/>Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do, <Br/>ik Benam si mohaBBat mere nam ker do, <Br/> <Br/>ik suBha ko milo aur shaam ker do, <Br/>Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam ker do:p <Br/>
Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
<Br/> <Br/>A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. <Br/>He asked his wife ye 3 month k Bad Bacha kaise howa? <Br/> <Br/>Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? <Br/>sardar:3 months. <Br/> <Br/>Wife: or meri shadi ko ? <Br/>Sardar: 3 months <Br/> <Br/>Wife: or Bacha kitne month k Baad? <Br/>Sardar:3 month. <Br/> <Br/>Wife: total kitne hue? <Br/>Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing <Br/>Balle Balle;-> <Br/>
Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo
<Br/> <Br/>Plz sirf 1 Bar kehdo <Br/> <Br/>sirf ek Bar.. <Br/> <Br/>DecemBer ki wo yaden mujhe lota do, <Br/> <Br/>wo Bhegi Bhegi ratain, <Br/> <Br/>wo haseen lamhaat, <Br/> <Br/>juB tum mere Bilkul qareB aaker, <Br/>ankhon me ankhain dalkar, <Br/> <Br/>juB tum ne.. <Br/> <Br/>kaha! <Br/> <Br/>Aande lee loo, garam aande <Br/>
If dentists make films,
If dentists make films,?the names will Be - <Br/>*Daant ho na ho <Br/>*Jaanam Brush karo <Br/>*Aa aB clean karen <Br/>*KaBhi teeth kaBhi gum <Br/>*Humara daant aapke paas hai!:-)
Doc 2 Patient :
<Br/> <Br/>Doc 2 Patient : <Br/>The check which u gave me has returned Back. <Br/> <Br/>Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which <Br/>you gave me medicine has also returned Back. <Br/>
Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri,
<Br/> <Br/>LaB pe ati hai Dua Ban k tamanna meri, <Br/>Dil karta he Band krwa doon sim tere, <Br/> <Br/>Dor duniya ka tere DAM se ujala hojaye, <Br/>Jo mjhe sms na kare Uska range kala HOjaye…. <Br/>
A Smile costs less than Electricity.
A Smile costs less than Electricity. <Br/>But….. <Br/>Gives more light !! <Br/>So Always Keep Smiling….. & <Br/>Prove that u’re the Best TuBeLight !!

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