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A sardar went 2 international cookin contest. Wen judges came 2 him, <Br/>he was movin spoon in empty karhai. <Br/>Judge Asked: kya Bana rahe ho...? <Br/>Sardar: Pagal..
Sardar: i love u ka kya matlB ha? <Br/> <Br/>Girl. Main tm se pyar krti hn. <Br/> <Br/>Sardar:Aj kal ki lrkyan Bari Bsharam hn 1 Baat ka mtlaB poocha free he ho gayi..!
Urdu <Br/>Pashto <Br/>Chinese <Br/>Hindi <Br/>ki Bemisal kamiyaBi k Bad aB.. <Br/>Faraz in english. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>This is this and What is what Faraz.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>If this is what then what is this Faraz?
Mareez Dr. Say: Dr sahaB mujhe door ka nazar naheen aata. <Br/> <Br/>Docter: Wo asmaan per kia hai? <Br/> <Br/>Mareez: Chand. <Br/> <Br/>Dr: ABy is se door kia farishte dekhe ga.
1 sardar ki Maa ki taBiyat kharaB thi. <Br/> <Br/>jaB hospital le gaye to doctor ne Bola k <Br/>TEST hongy, <Br/>Sardar Bola <Br/>In ki umar ziyada ha, <Br/>TEST nahi, <Br/>1 DAY ya 20/20 Karwa lo
sardar Bought A New MoBile. <Br/> <Br/>Doston Ne Kaha Naya MoBile Lya Hay Mithai To Khilao.. <Br/> <Br/>Sardar Bazar Gya <Br/>Aur <Br/> <Br/>MoBile Baich K Mithai Le Aya
.*""* .. * ""*. <Br/>''* Dil ki *'' <Br/> * Gehrayon * <Br/> "*. se .*" <Br/> "*.* <Br/> <Br/>Fitay moonh! <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>uska <Br/>jo ap ka Bura chahay.. :D
Ap ne DIL churaya HUM khamosh rahe, <Br/> <Br/>Ap ne NEEND churai HUM khamosh rahe, <Br/> <Br/>Ap ne HASSI churai HUM khamosh rahe BUT It''s 2 much yaar. <Br/> <Br/>meri CHAPPAL WAPIS KARO.
Ek pathan or sardar science ka tajurBa kar rahe thay <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Nichay kia talash kar rahe ho Joke to upar hai
Hi cute sweet <Br/>Most Graceful the smartest Beautiful person <Br/>Pretty Loving caring <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>AB KHUSH??? <Br/> <Br/>Chalo aB tum aram kro dosron ko B pagal Banana hai..:-)
In Art Gallery Couple §ees Picture Tf A Girl çovered ßy Leaves <Br/> <Br/>HusBand keeps Watching <Br/> <Br/>Wife: AB çhalo Gay ¥a Huwa çhalny ka Intezar karte Rho ge?
Asalaam-mo-Alaikum, <Br/> <Br/>Payary Dosto Or Azizu, <Br/>Main, AAJ, <Br/>Se Baqaiyda Ellaan Karta Hoon, <Br/> <Br/>Kay Main Ne Eid Gifts, <Br/>Dosti K Tohfy, <Br/>Birthday Gift <Br/>Cash,Asalaam-mo-Alaikum, <Br/> <Br/>Payary Dosto Or Azizu, <Br/>Main, AAJ, <Br/>Se Baqaiyda Ellaan Karta Hoon, <Br/> <Br/>Kay Main Ne Eid Gifts, <Br/>Dosti K Tohfy, <Br/>Birthday Gift <Br/>Cash,Asalaam-mo-Alaikum, <Br/>Cheque, <Br/>Sweets, <Br/>Tmam MoBile Cards, Perfumes, <Br/>Wagyra QaBol Krny Ka Aaghaz Kr Diya Hy, <Br/> <Br/>To Dair Na Kijiye Rush Se Bachiye, <Br/> <Br/>Jaldi Laiye Waqt Bachaiye., <Br/>Thank u.!