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/DÜÅ/ <Br/> <Br/>Jo mujhe Bhool jai <Br/>Uska moBile toot jai <Br/>Charger jal jai <Br/>Uski sim Block ho jai <Br/>Miscall kare to receive ho jai <Br/>Card load kare to Balance hi na Aaye. Ååmèn
Kehty hain aurat
Kehty hain aurat k haath mai Barkat hoti hai... <Br/>Sahi Baat hai... <Br/>kiyo k 3 inch ki cheez hath mai do to 9 inch ki kar deti hai.... <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>yani k "Chapati".
Ab bush k bad Obama
AB Bush k Bad OBama <Br/> <Br/>zara samBhal k kadam rakhna iraq me oBama <Br/> <Br/>Bush ko pary hen joty tera to utar denga Päjämä.
Ek larki thi dewani C
Ek larki thi dewani C <Br/> <Br/>MoBile lekr chlati thi <Br/> <Br/>Nazren jhuka k <Br/> <Br/>Sharma k <Br/> <Br/>MBl mein jany kya dekha krti thi <Br/> <Br/>Kuch krna tha shayad usko <Br/> <Br/>Pr jane kis se drti thi <Br/> <Br/>JB B mlti thi muj se <Br/> <Br/>Yehi pucha krti thi <Br/> <Br/>Ye ON kese hota hai <Br/>Ye ON kese hota hai <Br/> <Br/>Aur main sirf yahi kehta tha <Br/>Ye moB nhi <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>T.V ka remote hai.
Kya zamana aaya he!
Kya zamana aaya he! <Br/> <Br/>Pahle log shadi k Bad jo kam karte the, <Br/>aBhi wo shadi se pahle kar rahe hen! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>pata he kya? <Br/> <Br/>Nahen na <Br/> <Br/>KHUD Kushi.. ;-)
The most funniest
The most funniest newz in todays current affairz. . . . . . <Br/> <Br/>The shoe thrown at Bush By muntazir Zaidi happenz <Br/> <Br/>to Be made of sialkot, pakistan. . . <Br/> <Br/>So President Bush Security Team haz Suspected <Br/> <Br/>Pakistan to Be part of da event. . . <Br/>A team of Specialst will soon <Br/> <Br/>Vist Sialkot for further investigationz . . . .
NA EID MUBARAK
(''.'')> <Br/> <\\ <Br/> _/ \_ <Br/> NA EID MUBARAK <Br/>NA BIRTH DAY <Br/>NA NEW YEAR MUBARAK <Br/>Sirf or sirf <Br/>BUSH ko jota MUBARAK...
Mureedni:
Mureedni: <Br/>peer Gi mujhy ilhaam sikhayain <Br/>Peer: <Br/>zra qareeB ao. <Br/> <Br/>mureedni: <Br/>peer ji mujhay kiss to nahin karain gay? <Br/> <Br/>Peer: <Br/>daikha tuje ilhaam hona shuru hogya hy,
A group of elephants
A group of elephants were sitting in a street.. <Br/> <Br/>A female elephant passes By them.. Then a loafer elephant said.. <Br/> <Br/>Wow! <Br/> <Br/>Wat a figure! <Br/> <Br/>3600-2400-3600 ;-)
INDIA me 1 Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hy
INDIA me 1 AjeeB-o-GareeB SMS hy <Br/> <Br/>Jo Bolta B hy <Br/> <Br/>Chalta B hy <Br/> <Br/>Khata B hy <Br/> <Br/>Monchen B hen uski <Br/> <Br/>Pagri B pehnta hy <Br/> <Br/>Naam hy uska <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>S=Sardar <Br/>M=ManMohan <Br/>S=Singh.....
1 Ameer ne Ghareeb Admi se poocha:
1 Ameer ne GhareeB Admi se poocha: <Br/> <Br/>"Yeh Batao k SEX mehnat hai ya maza?" <Br/> <Br/>GhareeB Bola: <Br/> <Br/>"Maza hi hoga SahiB" <Br/> <Br/>"Warna Aap Log ye B hum se hi krwatay.
Aik Afsurda poem
Aik Afsurda poem <Br/>: = <Br/>Phoolon ki malka, <Br/>Baharoon ki shehzadi.. <Br/> <Br/>Phoolo ki malka <Br/>Baharo ki shehzadi... <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Dil torr k chali gae.. <Br/>Kutti,kameeni, haramzadi!!!

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