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(",)/ Suno BaBlo. <Br/> <)) <Br/> _/¡_ <Br/> (.") Bolo Pappo. <Br/><((> <Br/>_/¡_ <Br/> (",)/ <Br/> <)) BaBlo yar <Br/> _/¡_ Koi Msg to Kr <Br/> (.") <Br/><((> Pappu yar <Br/>_/¡_ Tng Na Kr,
BeNaZeeR <Br/>Aakhir M.B.B.S <Br/>Ban hi gai... <Br/> <Br/>! <Br/> <Br/>kaise? <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>nahi pata? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>main Batao? <Br/>? <Br/>M= Muhtarma <Br/>B= BeNaziR <Br/>B=Bhutto <Br/>S=Shaheed..
1 pathan 12 floor pe office me Betha tha <Br/>1 admi aya or Bola,Gul Khan tmhari Beti Bhag gayi <Br/>Ye sunte hi pthan ne 12 floor se jump lagadi <Br/>Niche girte waqt10th flor pr yad aya k hmara to koi Beti hi nhi,5th flor pr yad aya k hmari to aBi shadi hi ni hue or gir kr yad aya k hmara name to GUL KHAN hi nhi hy..
Customer: <Br/>I need a ladies suit. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Shopkeeper: <Br/>Begum k liye chahiye ya koi achha sa dikhaoon? <Br/>:-o
Jota chupai ki rasm k wqt dulhe ki 1 sali ne kaha: me tu 1100 lungi.2nd sali Boli me tu 2100 lungi. peche se 1 memon Bola Baje 2310 lelo,us me FM Be he
A Memon Family rcvd a dead Body of their Father 4m USA <Br/>letter on top writn, I m sendng ABBA''s Body it ws his wish 2 B Buried here.Under ABBA''s Body r 12 cans of Cheese,10pk of Chocolates & 8pk of Badam.ABBA is wearing pair of ReBok Shoes 4 manjorBhai.dere r 2 pair of Shoes 4 JuBaida & Jarina.ABBa is wearing 6 T-Shirts Large 1 is 4 Satar Bhai othrs r 4 Boys.2 Jeans ABBa is wearng r 4 Boys.if u want anythin else then cal me coz AMMA is not feelin well..
Agr MQM films Banane lage to films k naam asey honge <Br/> <Br/>1: UNIT NO.1 <Br/>2: QUAID ZAMIN PER <Br/>3: BHAI LOG LONDON WALAY <Br/>4: OPERATION 92 <Br/>5: LONDON TO 9 ZERO <Br/>6: SIRF ALTAF <Br/>7: BHAI JO BHI KAHEN <Br/>8: LAGAY RAHO ALTAF BHAI <Br/>9: Hum Bhatta Lay Chuke Bhai..! <Br/>10: Humari Kilashunkof Ap k Pas He <Br/>11: 12MAY to Hona Hi Tha.!
New Funny GAME. <Br/>Sath sath Add karty jayain. <Br/> <Br/>SaB se pehly 1 se 9 tak koi numBer apney Zahn main rak lain. Phir us main 5 ADD kar phir 2 se MULTIPLY karai phir us ko 10 divid kar dein jo ans aye us ko <Br/> <Br/>Ek khali PAGE <Br/>pe lekh dain. <Br/>Phir us PAGE ka Jahaz Bana k orayain. Aur Enjoy kerein :P
1 charsi dosre se <Br/>ABe tere ko pata hai <Br/>BHARAT <Br/>or <Br/>HINDUSTAN <Br/>men JUNG chir gai <Br/> <Br/>Dosra charsi <Br/>aBe shukar hai apna <Br/> <Br/>INDIA <Br/>Beech men nahi aya....;-)
Yesterday in my room all my Books were singing a song. <Br/> <Br/>Guess which song? <Br/> <Br/>guess! <Br/> <Br/>O Zara zara Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me...
AkBar: Kal Maine Sapna Dekha <Br/>K Tum GoBar Me Gir Gaye Aur Mai <Br/> <Br/>Shehad (Honey) Me! <Br/> <Br/>BirBal: Ji Maharaj! Fir Mai Apko <Br/> <Br/>Chatne Laga Aur Aap Mujhe.
Ek aadmi raat ko 3 Baje utha or, Tahajjud parhne k Bad dua mangte waqt Bola.. <Br/> <Br/>''mere Mola saB so rahe hain or mai teri iBadat kar raha hoon, <Br/> <Br/>to saath wali charpai se Aawaz aai <Br/> <Br/>''Bahi tu apni dua maang humari kyun shikayat kar raha hai... ;->