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Ticket Checkr to

Ticket Checkr to sardar in Train:''Ticket dikhao'' Sardar:Ye lo'' T.T:''Ye to purana Ticket hai.'' Sardar:''to train kya aBhi Showroom se nikali hai....??

Law of Love is drived from newton''s law

Law of Love is drived from newton''s law Evrey Bad Boy Cntinues to do taram taari unless a thapar or sandel with a force is impresed upon him By a lovly lady

Åward øf (2@@9) _!_ <( )> ) | ( !!!!!!!!

Åward øf (2@@9) _!_ <( )> ) | ( !!!!!!!! *MußÅRÅK HØ* ÅCHE sMs Krne P Åp Kø ÅWÅRD ØF ßEST sMs Sndr (2@@9) Ye SMS Mje Aya Socha apko Btadon

tEaChEr (sTuDeNt sE)

tEaChEr (sTuDeNt sE): tUM kAFI nA-LaIyak hO. JuB hAM sTuDeNt tHaY tO kAFi kABIL tHAY. StUdEnTs:sIR, aApko tEaChEr kABIL MILay hOn Ge,TaBhI AaP kABIL ThAy.

Ek Road Pe Bht Saray

Ek Road Pe Bht Saray Log Ek Larke Ko Maar Peet Rhy The, Ek Admi Ne Pocha Bhai Es Ko Kyun Mar Rhy Ho Wo Bola K Uski T.Shirt Pe Likha Tha I M FARAZ :-D

UNITED NATIONS Conducted a Survey...

UNITED NATIONS Conducted a Survey... The Question Was : "Would You Please Give Your Honest Opinion aBout Food Shortage in Rest of the World?" The survey was Badly FAILED !!! Because, In AFRICA, people didn''t know what FOOD is ! CHINESE didn''t know what OPINION is ! EUROPEANS didn''t know what SHORTAGE is ! PAKISTANIS didn''t know what HONEST is ! SAUDIS didn''t know what PLEASE is ! & AMERICANS didn''t know what REST OF THE WORLD is!

1 Pyari si Sura

1 Pyari si Surat 1 Masom sa Chehra Thori Sharart Thori MuhBat Thori Masti Thora Maza JisKi Pyari hr ek Ada Uska SMS Prhne ka *SHUKRIYA*

1 Gadha 2sry sy

1 Gadha 2sry sy: yar hmari Be kya zindagi hai saB hamare oper wazn dalty hain hum Bicharay to MAZLOM hain 2nd gadha yar fikar na kar"MAZLOMON KA SATHI HAY "ALTAF HUSSAIN

Larki: mein shadi k

Larki: mein shadi k Baad tumhare saray dukh Baant lo0ngi. Larka: lekin mujhy tu k0i dukh hai hi nhi! Larki....... mein shadi k Baad ki Baat kr rahi ho0n :-)

Muna Bhai: Ye Gandhi Bapu Har Note

Muna Bhai: Ye Gandhi Bapu Har Note Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai? Circuit: Simple Hai Bhai... Royenge To Note Geela Ho Jayega Na? :-@

u know why God

u know why God make gapes Between fingers. B-coz. Some one who very special 4 u. Come to ur life. . Hold ur hand. And slowly says. . . Lo sigrit :-)

Think, if all studnts start

Think, if all studnts start studyin & get gUd marks But joBs r limited then more unemployment more suicide more crime SO, SAVE PAKISTAN STOP STUDYING..!

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