B SMS Messages22988 messages

GulaaB ko B kamal Bana dete, <Br/>uski ik ada par kai gazal Bana dete, <Br/>kamBhakt marti nahi mujh par larkiyan, <Br/>warna CHAND par B TAJMAHAL Bana dete.
Sardar proposed his BoSs daughter. <Br/>BoSs: Jitni teri pay hai us me to meri Beti k lye toilet paper B nahi ayega. <Br/>Sardar: Jay inni potti krdi ay te fir reyn do.
Aik Doctor Apne Dost Se) <Br/> <Br/>Yar Mai Soch Raha Hon K Is Gaon Main <Br/>Apna Clinic Khol Lon. <Br/>Dost:Tumhara Khyal To Naik Hy <Br/> <Br/>Magar Yahan Ka QaBristan Chota Hai .
Why MEMONS are Banned to play hockey & footBall.........? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Because Corner miltey hi dukaan khol lete hain.
"Ishq Karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Agr Phir Bhi Samaj Na Aaye To <Br/>Film ''Ghajini'' or ''Tere naam'' dekh lo.
nigahe mila k dekho kaBhi <Br/> <Br/>kissi ko aapna Bana k dhekho <Br/> <Br/>gale milna chahte hai saB <Br/> <Br/>kaBhi LUX se naha k de kho.
1 memon ne arBi ko khoon dey k uski jaan Bachai. <Br/>ArBi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi. <Br/>ArBi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari, <Br/>Memon ne phir khoon dia. <Br/>AB k Bar ArBi ne till waly laddu gift kiye, <Br/>Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di? <Br/>ArBi:Munna…!! <Br/>AB hamarey ander Bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)
1 memon ne arBi ko khoon dey k uski jaan Bachai. <Br/>ArBi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi. <Br/>ArBi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari, <Br/>Memon ne phir khoon dia. <Br/>AB k Bar ArBi ne till waly laddu gift kiye, <Br/>Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di? <Br/>ArBi:Munna…!! <Br/>AB hamarey ander Bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)
School main ek Bacha Chaakoo liye ghoom raha tha. <Br/> <Br/>Sir ne poocha: Chaakoo liye kyun ghoom rahe ho? <Br/> <Br/>Bacha: GAREEB KA BACHA HUN SIR PISTOL kahan se laun !!!!!
1 ghar main twins peda huay to saas ne kaha: <Br/> <Br/>"lo Batao, humaray Pakistan k halat dekh kr aB Bachay Bhi akelay atay huay dartay hain...
Yesterday whole night i was thinking aBout only U... <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Today i was <Br/>thinking of V <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>2nite i wil definitely think aBout.. <Br/>W,X,Y&Z...hehehe!!!
Jo detay hain larkiyon ko tohfay, <Br/> <Br/>woh lagatay hain un hi ki shadi mein sofay, <Br/> <Br/>Jo jatay hain un k peechay, <Br/> <Br/>wohi aatay hain W-11 k neechay, <Br/> <Br/>Jo kehte hain un ko Janu, <Br/> <Br/>wohi Bantay hain un k Bachon k maamu...