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High clas insult:- Boy 2 girl: Apne Baal to dekho jaise ghaas ugi hoi ho. <Br/>Girl: Main isi liye itni der se soch rahi hon k mere paas gadha q khara hai
Pathan <Br/>PuBlic Toilet mei gya to <Br/>Diwar Pr Likha tha <Br/> <Br/>Dunya Chand Pr Pohnch gai hy <Br/>Aur <Br/>Tum Yahan Bethay ho <Br/> <Br/>Pathan <Br/>Nechay Likh Aya <Br/> <Br/>Bus <Br/>kar k <Br/>Hum B ja rha hay!
A very shy young man goes into a Bar and sees a Beautiful woman sitting alone, after 1 hour he gathers enough courage to ask her <Br/>"Excuse me can i sit Beside u?" <Br/> <Br/>she responds loudly "NO I DONT WANA SPEND THE NIGHT WITH U" <Br/> <Br/>every 1 in the Bar starts to look at the man, the man was emBarrassed <Br/>After a few minutes the woman walks over to his taBle smiles n apologizes says u see im a psychology student studying how people respond to emBarrasing situations, <Br/> <Br/>Man replied(loudly): WHAT 10 THOUSAND DOLLARS 4 ONE NIGHT?:-D
Pak Studies Question paper, in year 2010 <Br/>Q 1. DescriBe the mechanism of loadsheding and Blood shedding in Pak.. <Br/>Q 2. How does sugar taste? Explain in ur own words. <Br/>Q 3. What is a Roti ? Briefly explain relation Bw shahBaz shareef and roti. <Br/>Q 4. Draw laBelled diagram of a suicide jacket..
Pak Studies Question paper, in year 2010 <Br/>Q 1. DescriBe the mechanism of loadsheding and Blood shedding in Pak.. <Br/>Q 2. How does sugar taste? Explain in ur own words. <Br/>Q 3. What is a Roti ? Briefly explain relation Bw shahBaz shareef and roti. <Br/>Q 4. Draw laBelled diagram of a suicide jacket..
I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai Bar tujhse Bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya, Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.
If people says you are crazy, Be patiend. if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,Be cool But if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!
Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum saBhi ko ULLU Banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI Ban jate hai...
Attendence.. Pappu Yes Sir BaBlu Yes Sir Tinku Yes Sir Ullu ?? Ullu ?? Ullu Button daBana Band kar, teri Baari hai, attendence lagwa.
Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu Badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu..
Ur like a target dat I always try 2 aim at. How I wish I cud aim u at d heart. But evrytime I fail, I fil so sad. U know y? Its Bcoz I always end up missin u.