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Movie titles related to eng students: <Br/>exams - socha na tha, <Br/>classes - kaBhi kaBhi, <Br/>question papers - na tum jano na hum, <Br/>copying - yaarana, <Br/>maths2 - asamBhav, <Br/>maths1 - mission impossiBle, <Br/>environmental sciences - pyar mein kaBhi kaBhi, <Br/>1st semester - kuch to hai, <Br/>2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai, <Br/>distinction - kal ho na ho, <Br/>1st class - raju Bangaya gentleman, <Br/>2nd class - dil mange more <Br/>fail - phir milenge
Why we don''t study whole year & <Br/> <Br/>Spent sleepless nights during Exams? <Br/> <Br/>Bcoz Sahil K Sukoon Se Humen InKaar Nai Magar, <Br/> <Br/>Tufanon Se kashti Nikalne Ka Maza Or Hai!
FIRST LINE TO WRITE IN EXAMS: <Br/> <Br/>"All the answers written Below are imaginary & work of my creative mind. Any resemBlance to text Book is unintentional & purely accidental"
Guzre hue Examz ko yaad na krna, <Br/> <Br/>Answr sheet me jo likha he uski faryad na krna, <Br/> <Br/>Jo hoga wo to hoga, <Br/> <Br/>Uski fikar me apne Holidays BarBad na krna;-)
Aeroplane <Br/>Wright Brothrs <Br/> <Br/>Cycle <Br/>Macmillan <Br/> <Br/>Telephone <Br/>Graham Bell <Br/> <Br/>Telescope <Br/>Galileo <Br/> <Br/>Exams <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Saale Ko Dhundo Re, Pakad K Marenge
Genius Is A Person Who Can Do In 1 Day <Br/> <Br/>What Any Fool Can Do In 100 Days <Br/> <Br/>Just As <Br/> <Br/>We Complete SylaBus In A Day B4 Exam, <Br/> <Br/>While D Faculty Take 1 Year
Kehdo un pharno walo say, <Br/>* <Br/>kaBhi hum Bhi parha kartay thay, <Br/>* <Br/>jitna syllaBus parh k woh top kartay hain, <Br/>* <Br/>utna tu hum choice per chor dia karty thy
Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers <Br/>Frnd:4th? <Br/>Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A BarBer <Br/>Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out <Br/>Santa : Coz He''s D Only 1 Who Earns..!
Sardar Wrote BILL GATES <Br/>ABt PCS & WINDOWS ProBlmz <Br/> <Br/>1- My Child Learnd <Br/>MS WORD Nw He Wants <Br/>MS SENTENCE <Br/> <Br/>2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE <Br/>But No RE-SCOOTER <Br/>I Need It, As I Owe A <Br/>Vespa Scooter <Br/> <Br/>3 - I See MS OFFICE But I <Br/>Need MS HOME, As I Use <Br/>PC At Home <Br/> <Br/>4 - Finaly, Howz Dat <Br/>Ur Name Is GATES But <Br/>U r Selling WINDOWS ... ;->
Daku: Tera Nam? <Br/>Lady: Rita <Br/> <Br/>Daku: Rita Meri Bahan Ka Nam He,Ja Tuje Maf Kiya <Br/>Or Tera? <Br/>Santa: Santa, <Br/>Par Log Pyar Se Muje Rita Kehte He
Sardar Ka Ladka: I''m A Complan Boy... <Br/> <Br/>Sardar Ki Ladki: I''m A Complan Girl.... <Br/> <Br/>Sardar: Sala Paida Mene Kiya Or Naam Kisi Or Ka...
Sardar Ka Ladka: I''m A Complan Boy... <Br/> <Br/>Sardar Ki Ladki: I''m A Complan Girl.... <Br/> <Br/>Sardar: Sala Paida Mene Kiya Or Naam Kisi Or Ka...