Why we don''t study whole year &

Why we don''t study whole year &
Why we don''t study whole year &

Spent sleepless nights during Exams?

Bcoz Sahil K Sukoon Se Humen InKaar Nai Magar,

Tufanon Se kashti Nikalne Ka Maza Or Hai!
  

May, 25 2010     170 chars (2 sms)     3292 views       Funny

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Repeat these lines at least 2 hours every day after Namaz out side the mosque and you will be a millionaire within few months.

"ALLAH KE NAAM PE DE DE BABA"
Agar
Koi
Galti
Ghustakhi
Wagaira
Ho
Gai
Ho
Tu



Plz


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Mafi maang lo

Me bht rhm dil hun..
Woh maza na BAADSHAHI main hai,
Na Taj main hai,
Na woh Maza puri Dunya k Raj mai hai,
Na woh maza kisi Khazanay main hai,


Jo maza Naak se chohay nikal k Gol Ghumanay main hai.

Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:

2nd Boy: Oye kya hua?

1st Boy: Aaj mere Abbu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai.

2nd Boy: Tum Khush Naseeb Ho.

"Jutta" Sirf "Azeem" Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.
A student was asked to write a signboard 4 da traffic rules near school

He wrote: drive carefully so not kill the students


wait for the teachers
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...

Jo Eid wale din roza rakhe wo Shaitan hy.


Aur


Jo Rozay wale din Eid manaye?





Aray Sahi Pehchana




Wo Pathan hy ... =P ;)
Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata>
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar
When a man talks dirty
to a woman, it''s sexual
harassment.when a woman talks dirty to a woman talks dirty to a man,
it''s$3.95per minute.
;-)Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.

Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
Miss Callen Martay Ho Tum Wrong Numbers Pr,

Ye Soch Kar K Kahin Say To Fone Aaega



Ajeeb He Andaz e Muhabat Tumhara papu

"Agar Esa Karogay To Kon Aaega.

Masjid k liye chande ki apeal ho rhi thi,
1 admi khara ho k kehta he me bulb lgva donga
Dosra: Me tube lgva donga
Pthan josh me a k kehta he me cable lgva donga!