Why we don''t study whole year &

Why we don''t study whole year &
Why we don''t study whole year &

Spent sleepless nights during Exams?

Bcoz Sahil K Sukoon Se Humen InKaar Nai Magar,

Tufanon Se kashti Nikalne Ka Maza Or Hai!
  

May, 25 2010     170 chars (2 sms)     2700 views       Funny

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Teacher : ALLAH ne ''''PAIT'''' q banaya hy.???

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Pathan :
SHALWAR bandhane k lye...:-D
A group of elephants were sitting in a street..

A female elephant passes by them.. Then a loafer elephant said..

Wow!

Wat a figure!

3600-2400-3600 ;-)
A Man Came Home Late At Night After A Party. His Wife Yelled: "How Would You Feel If You Don't See Me For Two Days?" The Man Couldnt Believe His Luck: 'That Would Be Great'! Monday Passed And He Didnt See Her...... Tuesday And Wednesday Passed Too..... On Thursday His Swelling Became Better And Now He Could See Her From The Corner Of One Eye... =P
''Larka:Mere sath chalogi GIRL:Kehan?Larka:Jahan tm kaho wahan.
GIRL: 0K Police station chalte hen
Larka: Lo batao ab banda apni Baji se mazaq b nhi kr sakta''
Height of behaving cool
Professor to student:
Nalayak, class me baate Q kar raha hy
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Student: Sir, mere messages free nhi hy esliye
Teacher: Africa Mein Aise Mulk Bhi Hein

Ke Wahan Khane Peene Ka Kuch Nhi,

Bijli Gas OiL Bhi Nahi...

Pehenne Ke Kapre Bhi Nahi Hein...

Bacha: Sir Kya Wahan Bhi

PPP Ki Hukomat Hy? :-(
Kabhi yaad aye to fone ker lena,
Paisy kam hon to SMS ker lena,
Agar Yah bi na ker saky to mobile dahi main daal ker
VIBRATION on kerna,
or lassi bana ke pi lena
A cigrete shortns ur life

by 2 mins.

A beer by 4 mins,

But A lecture shortns ur life

by 1 hr!

So dont atend lectures.

Celebrating "BUNK AWARENESS"
Aik Aurt Dresing K Liye Dr K Pas Jati Hai,

DR ! Dresing Karte Huay Pochta Hai,

Ap Ko Kis Cheez Ne Kata Hai?

Na To Ye Kutte K Kate Ka Nishan Hai Or Na Hi Kisi Dosre Janwar Ka,

Aurat !

Ye Aurat K Katey Ka Nishan Hai

Jis Ne Mujhe Apne

Shuhar K Sath Dekh Lia Tha.1
Sardar: Pata he hmary gaoon me itni sardi parti he k bhensain jama hua dodh deti hen

Pathan: hmary gaon me is se b ziada sardi parti he.
Ek dafa me rat ko so raha tha k meri ankh khuli me ne apni charpai k nechy dekha wahan ek ajeeb c chez thi me ne usy aag py gram kya to awaz ai..

P000OON... ;->
Tumhare Liye Main Kutoo Ki Jan lesakta hu
Gutka le sakta hu pan le sakta hun..

Kaaway pakr k de sakta hu tumhare hath main
Suraj per jasakta hun magar kya ha k rat main..

tumhare liye main so saal g sakta hun
tumhare liye main teen glass lassii k pi sakta hu..

tumhare abba agr plain dila dein to tare tor k la sakta hu
shair agr nakli ho to ankhe phor k asakta hu..

itna bhadur hu k chupke se muhabbat ka dum bharta hu
tum se milne roz aoo magr tumhare abba se darta hu..


Larka Larki Molvi k pas ge or bole:
"Jaldi se hamara nikah parho"

Molvi ne nikah parha dia,

Larka bola: "Ap ki fees?

Molvi bola: Apni bivi ki khubsurti k mutabiq pese do"

Larke ne 100 rupe diye

Achanak hawa chali or Larki k moonh se niqab uth gya

Molvi ne dekha to bola:

Baqaya to leta ja bhai. :-)