Why we don''t study whole year &

Why we don''t study whole year &
Why we don''t study whole year &

Spent sleepless nights during Exams?

Bcoz Sahil K Sukoon Se Humen InKaar Nai Magar,

Tufanon Se kashti Nikalne Ka Maza Or Hai!
  

May, 25 2010     170 chars (2 sms)     3030 views       Funny

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Aj Titanic ki 98th anivrsry hay.


So plz sab pyar karne walon se request hay k,

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"DOOB
kar mar jaaye:-D
Most Touching Lines
Said By A True Lover
To His Love While
Break Up ...


























"Chal Bey Chal Mere
Gift Wapis Ker ... " =P ;)
Newspaper Men Advertisement Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai,

Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain,

Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta.
Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery

1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje.

Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya.

Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek


"BURQA" Nikla. :-)
Nazar Se Aap Ne Muje Jo Current Mara Hy,

Boht Buland Boht Unt Shunt Mara Hy,

Smjho Aise K Jaise Dil K Rkshy Ko,

Truck Ne Puray Ka Pura Front Mara Hy.. :p ;->
American.
Chinese.
Pakistani.
Chand par ponch gay
3no ne nechay jhank kar dekha to zamen pr 1 lambi line nazr aye.
American ye funelait ki building he
Chinese nhi ye
Dewar-E-Cheen he.
Pakistani paglo na ye koi building he or na koi dewar

ye pakistan mai UTILITY STORE k bahir aata lena walo ki line hay.
Dil CHEER K Dikhaon To Dard Dhund
Na Paaoge


Wah Wah


DIL CHEER K Dikhaon To Dard Dhund
Na Paoge

Q Ki
Dard To Mere SIR Me He..

Man- Main kam pEr jA Rah hoOn.

Sister- Allah Ki Aman Ho veEr.

Mom-Jeetay Raho Beta.

B.V- Ae Kera Time Ay jAn Da?
Teray kam E Nai Mukday... =P ;->
Pathan:
Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay?
2nd:
Nahi, Main Moun Say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata..
1st:
Acha,
To Phir Ye Lo,
Anda Khao..!!
Hamari ??? men chahat


Chahat me ????


Khalos me ????


Piyar mealey
Bench
Par
Baithey
Huye
Student
K
Bag
Mein
Parhi
Hui
Urdu
Ki
Book
K
Page #57
Ki
Line #10
Mein
Likha
Tha
K
Dusron ka time waste karna buri baat hai
''Kajol is a terrorist and she used
shahrukh khan in 9\11 blasts!
Jimmy sher gill is his originall lover!
Now enjoy the movie "My name is Khan" :p :-D''
Mjkoo Tou Tere Chahre Pe Ye Gham Ni Jachta,







Sorry Yar Tmhre

Hise Ka Roza Mai

B Tou Ni Rakh Skta..;->:-|



Pathan Namaz Parh
Rha The
Dost Us k Barey Me
Kisi Ko Bata Rha Tha k
Ye Barey Namazi, Rarhaizgar
Aur Muttaqi Hyn

Pathan Namaz Tor Kr
Bola Me HAJI n Hoon ... ;->