''CONGRATS" U have Been awarded an M.B.A degree
<Br/>For not Smsing me.
<Br/>MBA means ''MemBer of Bhikari Association''
<Br/>Kindly forward it 2 all M.B.A''s.''
''Phulo me gulaB acha lagta he..
<Br/>Neend me khwaB accha lagta he..
<Br/>Aap Bhale he hame sms nahi Bhejo,
<Br/>Hume to aapki kanjusi ka ye aandaz accha lagta he!''
''Phulo me gulaB acha lagta he..
<Br/>Neend me khwaB accha lagta he..
<Br/>Aap Bhale he hame sms nahi Bhejo,
<Br/>Hume to aapki kanjusi ka ye aandaz accha lagta he!''
''Jaise TSUNAMI ko SAMAJH NA musquil hai,CYCLONE ko DEKH NA musquil hai,BHOOKAMP mein REHNA musquil hai,............ LAGTA hai waise hi AAP KA EK SMS paana musquil haii............''
''Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
<Br/>Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
<Br/>JaB wo jage to dhire se ''Muskarana'',
<Br/>Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo''
''Ai Khuda aaj Barsaat ho jaye,kam se kam ek katori paani Bhar jaye,jo SMS nehi
<Br/>karte ho,uska moBile us me duB jaaye.
<Br/>Na rahega phone,na Bajegi tone!!''
''Sms karne me kitna maza ata hai,
<Br/>
<Br/>Lekin dil ghaBrata hai
<Br/>
<Br/>Kyon k Balance jata hai
<Br/>
<Br/>Lekin asal maza to taB ata hai,
<Br/>
<Br/>JaB kanjoos logon se
<Br/>
<Br/>Sms ka jawaB ata hai...!''
''kash tum BAKRI hote,
<Br/>hum tume GHAS khilate or pyar se tumare SING
<Br/>hilate or puchte msg Bhejne me
<Br/>kanjus kon tu ya main?
<Br/>to tum pyar
<Br/>se Bolte MAI..MAI..MAI''
''Sitam sahne ki B had hoti hai,
<Br/>kisiko satane ki B had hoti hai,
<Br/>sms Bhjne ki koshish karo janaB,
<Br/>mufat ke sms padne ki B had hoti hai!!
