''I want U to know that U are very important to me, It''s impossiBle for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON''T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...''
''Hurry up. fill in the Blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"
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<Br/>1.__________main insan nahi hu
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<Br/>2.__________main hi Bewakuf hu
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<Br/>3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi
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<Br/>4.__________main pagal hi hu''
''If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a Bridge and show u where 2 jump from.''
''Ek Bar kuch Bandar jangal se Bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek Burger kha raha tha aur kuch Bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.''
''If people says you are crazy, Be patiend.
<Br/>if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,Be cool But if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.''
''Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu Badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?''
''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
<Br/>SON: Under Water, Dad.
<Br/>FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
<Br/>SON: They"Re Below C Level
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''f ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a Bridge and show u where 2 jump from.''
