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''Aaj main ne 25 logon ko Bewaqoof Banaya. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Pata he kasay? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>Bilkul aisay. <Br/>AB 26 ho gay.''
''KETNA KHOBSORAT JANGAL HY AO MAIRY 7 JANGAL KI SAIR KARO, <Br/>CHEETA US KY SATH HO LEYA AGeY 1 HATHI SAMAND BOND KA NASHA KR RAHA THA CHuHY NY USY BHI YAHI KAHA WOH SATH HO LEYA,AGAY 1 SHAIR HIRON PINY RAHA THA CHuHY NY USY BHI YAHI KAHA TO SHAIR NY THAPAR MARA, JAB HATHI OR CHEETA NY PuCHA KEH AAP NY ESY KEYON MARA TO SHAIR BOLA KEH KAL BHI KAMINA BHUNG PI KR MUJHY 3 GHANTY GUMATA RAHA HY''
''TANHAIYAAN <Br/>*”~”~”~”~”* <Br/>*”~”~”~”* <Br/>- <Br/> <Br/>- <Br/> <Br/>- <Br/> <Br/>- <Br/> <Br/>- <Br/> <Br/>- <Br/> <Br/>- <Br/> <Br/>Bewaqoof JaB ooper Tanhaiyaan hain to <Br/>Neeche konsa “MELA” laga hai jo dekhne aaye ho?
''2 Lahori larkey mar gaye <Br/> <Br/>Naik thay to janat ma chaley gaye <Br/> <Br/>But <Br/>Unhon ne janat ma Bari kutt khai! <Br/> <Br/>Pata ha kiyo? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Janat ma Farishto ko kehty hain <Br/>"Yaar jannat to achi hy SB kch hy 70 hurain B hn, <Br/> <Br/>Pr: <Br/>Lahore Lahore ey.. :)''
''PunjaBan: Maa aaj mai nay 1 larkay ko Bewaqoof Banaya <Br/>Maa: woh kaisay ? <Br/>PunjaBan : may nay uss ka 500 ka note aapni sandle may chupa lia aur woh 2 ghantay tak meri Braizer may dhondta raha''''
''MALOOM HAI AAP BOHUT BUSY HO. <Br/>; <Br/>; <Br/>; <Br/>; <Br/> <Br/>; <Br/>; <Br/>; <Br/>; <Br/>; <Br/>; <Br/>; <Br/>; <Br/>; <Br/>; <Br/>; <Br/>; <Br/>; <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>ISS LIYE KUCH NAHI LIKHA WARNA AAP KO PARHNA PARTA!..''
''For pepsi "shahrukh" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>For coke "aamir" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>For mirinda "vivek" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>For fanta "rani" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>& For Thums Up "Akshay" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Don"t worry <Br/>For Bante wala soda "You" <Br/>Cheers !!!''
''Manzil ki taraf Badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. TaBhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER Banoge!''
''Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata Bua Badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.''
''Attendence.. <Br/> <Br/>Pappu <Br/> <Br/>Yes Sir <Br/> <Br/>BaBlu <Br/> <Br/>Yes Sir <Br/> <Br/>Tinku <Br/> <Br/>Yes Sir <Br/> <Br/>Ullu <Br/> <Br/>?? <Br/> <Br/>Ullu <Br/> <Br/>?? <Br/> <Br/>Ullu <Br/> <Br/>Button daBana Band kar, teri Baari hai, attendence lagwa.''
''Hotho se jo choo liya, <Br/>Ehsaas AaB tak hai, <Br/>Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aaB tak hain... <Br/>Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to "HARI Mirchi..."-hai''
''Billi dum kuy hilate he..........? <Br/>Batano na kyun........? <Br/>Batano na kyun ........? <Br/>mein Batayo kyun? kyun k!!!!!!!!!! dum Bili ko nahi hila sakhti''