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''SMS karne k fayde 1-Mobil ko zang nahi l
''SMS karne k fayde <Br/>1-MoBil ko zang nahi lagta. <Br/>2-Timpas hojata hai. <Br/>3-Ap jise karenge wo khush rahega. <Br/>4-Contact Bana rahega. <Br/>5-Apko koi KANJUS NAHI kahega
''Ek Chor Police Sy Chupty Huey Ek Toti Hui
''Ek Chor Police Sy Chupty Huey Ek Toti Hui QaBr Me Chup Gya <Br/>Or Police Sy Bach Gya <Br/> <Br/>Wahi QareB Sy Sardar SahiB Guzry To Unho Ny Soch K Shayad Log Mayyat Per Matti Dalna Bhol Gaye <Br/> <Br/>Sardar SahiB Ny Fata Fat Matti Dalna Shuro Kia To Chor Bola <Br/>Bachao Bachao <Br/> <Br/>Sardar <Br/>Ooh Jaldi Jaldi Matti Dalo Is Par To Khuda Ka AazaB Shuro Ho Gya...''
''A bulky boy went to
''A Bulky Boy went to a mango grove with his friends to steal mangoes, Because they were convinced that stolen mangoes taste Better. All of a sudden, the watchman came out of Blue chasing the Boys with a rod. EveryBody ran helter skelter except our hero as he could not run carrying his own weight. Result: He was caught. <Br/> <Br/>The watchman asked the Boy to take him to his father. The Boy was tremBling and said "No". The watchman asked him to take him to his house But the Boy again refused. Then finally, the watchman asked him to show his father at least from a distance. The Boy agreed and showed his father who was plucking mangoes on the next tree.''
by mistake. The old legal begals gave them a fight for their life
''A gang of thieves Broke into a lawyer''s cluB By mistake. The old legal Begals gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very happy to escape. <Br/> <Br/>Outside... <Br/> <Br/>''It ain''t so Bad, Louie'' one crook noted. ''We got $25 Between us.'' <Br/> <Br/>The Boss screamed, ''I warned you to stay clear of lawyers! We had $100 when we Broke in dat joint!''''
''A man had his credit card stolen.
''A man had his credit card stolen. <Br/> <Br/>He however decided not to report it <Br/> <Br/>Because the thief was spending less than his wife did.''
''A man accused of theft was appearing before the Judge.
''A man accused of theft was appearing Before the Judge. <Br/>"Your Honor," his lawyer said, "I feel it is very unfair for my client to Be accused of theft. He arrived in this city only a few days ago and Barely knows his way around. What''s more, he is only aBle to speak a few words of English." <Br/>The judge looked sternly at the defendant and asked, "How much English do you speak?" <Br/>The defendant looked up and replied, "Give me your wallet!"''
''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had Been in his car. <Br/> <Br/>"They''ve stolen the dashBoard, the steering wheel, the Brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out. <Br/> <Br/>However, Before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line. <Br/> <Br/>"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the Back seat By mistake."''
''''A man had his credit card sto
''''A man had his credit card stolen. <Br/> <Br/>He however decided not to report it <Br/> <Br/>Because the thief was spending less than his wife did.''''
''Usko dekha to
''Usko dekha to aisa laga ke Battery to nikale ga Faraz kyunki wo shakal se hi chor lagta hai hahahahahahahah loot lia loot lia''
''tune to muje chora
''tune to muje chora hi nhe sex ke kaBil Bus kandom dala aur choru ho gae wah loot lia hahahahahahaa''
''Ek Doctor Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:
''Ek Doctor Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya: <Br/> <Br/>Doctor Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha, <Br/> <Br/>K <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Usay Yaad Aaya <Br/> <Br/>K <Br/> <Br/>Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-) jwan Banda kadi pouul wi janda we ki Banaya mere kagzan da yar pata karna''
''''Gham ME B MAZA ATA HE,,
''''Gham ME B MAZA ATA HE,, <Br/>GhariBon k ghar Bhi khuda aata hai,, <Br/>hum to aap ko roz sms karty hain,, <Br/>Ek ap ka sms jo worldcup ki tarah har 4saal Baad aata hai''''

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