B SMS Messages22988 messages

''Na jane kaB TAaRAY toot jayen <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>na jane kaB AANSU ANKH se choot jayen <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>kuch pal HUMARAY sath Bhi HANSS lo <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>najane kaB TUMHARE DAANT toot jaen.''
''Baat Baat Pr Ye "Shut Up" Kehna Achcha Nhi Lgta faraz,, <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Tum Ek Dafa He "PONKA" Q Nhi Keh Detey... :-)''
''Samandar Bhar syllaBus he, <Br/> <Br/>Nadi Bhar parh pate he, <Br/> <Br/>Balti Bhar yaad hota hai, <Br/> <Br/>Mug Bhar likh pate he, <Br/> <Br/>Chullu Bhar numBer ate he, <Br/> <Br/>Aao dooB k mar jate he.! :$''
''Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar The <Br/>Kuch Hum Aage Badhe, Kuch Voh Aage Badhi <Br/>Hum Kuch Aur Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Badhi <Br/>Hum Aur Bhi Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Aur Aage Badhi <Br/>AB Hum Sadak Ke Us Paar Hein, Aur Voh Sadak Ke Is Paar Hein.''
''Ladka Bola : <Br/>kash in hasinao ke Baap mar jate, <Br/>kash in hasinao ke Baap mar jate, <Br/>Bahana gham ka hota, hum inke ghar to aate. <Br/>Ladki Boli: <Br/>Bewkoof, Yeh Bolana Bhi paap hoga, <Br/>Bewkoof, Yeh Bolana Bhi paap hoga, <Br/>kisi din tu Bhi kisi hasina ka Baap hoga.''
''Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain, <Br/>Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain, <Br/>Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.''
''Humne Bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, Badi josh ke sath! <Br/>Humne Bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, Badi shor ke sath! <Br/>AaB hum pyar karenge Badi soch ke sath ! <Br/>Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !
''Yaad tumhari har waqt ati hai <Br/>Dil ko Bahut tadpati hai <Br/>Socha ki call kar lu <Br/>KamBakhat yeh customer care ki ladki BarBar Balance low Batati hai.!!''
''U stole my memories,I excused u <Br/>U stole my laugh, I excused u <Br/>U stole my smile, I excused u <Br/>But this is too much.. <Br/>Mere doggy ka Biscuit vapas kar......!!''
''Stars are far away, The sun is so hot to touch <Br/>And the moon is unapprochaBle <Br/>So I Brought u in my life <Br/>Bcoz I wanted to have my own little Universe..!!''
''2 pyaj, <Br/>3 lahsun, <Br/>5 gm jeera, <Br/>3 kali mirch, <Br/>2 spoon namak, <Br/>4 spoon oil, <Br/>1 cup water <Br/>Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya. <Br/>Pata hai Main kya Bana rahi hu? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Tumhe ullu!''
''Allah kisi ko moBile na de, <Br/>Agar de to usme sms ka system na de. <Br/>System de to Balance naa de, <Br/>Agar Balance de <Br/>to 10-12 sms karne ka hosla Bhi de.''