''Pani me tairna machli ka style
<Br/>Hawa me udna "POPAT" ka style
<Br/>Different sms Bhejna,phone karna humara style
<Br/>Fukat ka sms padna,phone sun-na Aapka style..''
''Agar Koyi Achha Sa Msg. Hai To Use Jaldi Se
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<Br/>Paper Par Likh Kar Almari Me Band Kar Do
<Br/>Kahin Galti Se SEND Na Ho Jaaye..!!!''
''Neem k 4 patte lo
<Br/>2 ko 1glass pani me Boil karo aur
<Br/>2 ki chatni Banao
<Br/>Phr
<Br/>chatni ko us pani k sath kha lo
<Br/>Inshahallah
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<Br/>Kanjoosi
<Br/>K sare germs mar jayenge.''
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<Br/>apka SMS laane k liye apna pvt. helicopter Bhej Raha Hu
<Br/>AB to KANJUSI chod do
<Br/>plz''
''mulk ki Bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai,
<Br/>Bachay ki Bhi 1 zid hoti hai
<Br/>or kitna intezar karoon tere sms ka
<Br/>arey yaar kanjoosi ki Bhi koi hudddd hoti hai''
''God didnt promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, But He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way''''
''Aik Kanjoos K Ghar Ko Aag Lag Gai Or Wo Apnay Ghar Ko Na Bacha Saka.
<Br/>Kion?
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<Br/>KION K WO SARI RAAT FIREBRIGAD KO "MISS CALL" MARTA RAHA.''
