''God didnt promise

''God didnt promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way''''

May, 24 2010 171 chars (2 sms) 3225 views Funny

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A boy came running in the kitchen,

A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad(Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!

PtA dEcLaReD

PtA dEcLaReD tHaT sEnDiNg MsJ Ab0uT"FaRaZ" Is uNeThIcAl & c0nSiDeReD cRiMe.YoUr sIm wiLL b bLokEd iN cAsE Of vIoLaTi0n.

GeO NeWz

LaMbI LaMbI cHoR k GeO..;->

If MQM goes

If MQM goes to Jannat, the News will be:
* 25 Janti gun-point per Mobile se mehroom.
* Aaj 20 Hooron ki chooriyan utarwa li gayen. Hoorain dehshat-zda.
* 17 Farishton se Shrab-e-Tahoor zabardasti cheen li gaye.
* Bhatta na dene per Jannat ka Darogha qatal. Uss ki bori-band Lash Shehed ki neher se bar-aamad.
* Altaf bhai na jahanam-ul-haram se telephonic khatab karte huye jantiyon ko Muttahid aur pur-aman rahne ki talqeen ki hai.

Woh LOVE LOVE likhti rahi...

Woh LOVE LOVE likhti rahi...
Men leave leave perhta raha...

Woh KISS KISS likhti rahi...
Me kaash kaash kaash perhta raha...

Woh SHAADI kar ke chali gai...
Me LANGUAGE course karta raha...

Subah Utho

Subah Utho
Close-Up Karo
Fir Naha ke
Mera photo laga ke
apne dono haath jod kar zoor-zoor Se gaao:
"TUJHE BHOOL JANA MUMKIN NAHI"

sceince kehti hai paani boil karne se

Sceince kehti hai paani boil karne se
germs mar jatay hain.

Science ko yeh to btao k germs ki
Dead bodies to paani
mai he rehti hain na;-)

a man kills a deer n

a man kills a deer n cooks it,n doesnt tell kids abt it..

he gives a clue to dem..
"its sumthing wht ur mom calls me"

son screams:dun eat it....."KUTTA HAI"

Patan Apni Girlfrend

Patan Apni Girlfrend K Saath Date Par Gaya
Aur
Aahista Se Bola
''''Mere Dil Main Ek Baat Hai Magar Kehte Huey Ghabrata Hoon. . . Tum Gussa Karogi ''''

Girl: Nahi Karungi, Ab Keh Bhi Do

Pathan: Tumhare Paas Niswaar Hai . . . ;->

Yaar mainu ik

Yaar mainu ik call kri,koi khas kam nhi,meri ik friend hai,tery naal gall krna chandi hai,osnu yaqeen nhi honda k Bander v gallan kardy ne.

Education Is Incomplete

Education Is Incomplete Without 5 B''s
B - Bikes.

B - Beers.

B - Babes.

B - Bunks And The Most Important.

B - Backlogs.

Agar koi aj k din ap se

Agar koi aj
k din ap se
kahe k
AP KHUBSURAT HO,
SMART HO
GENIUS HO
tu
rakh
k
stupid k moo per thapper do
Q k wo

AuGusT k maheney
mein

APRIL FOOL Mana raha hai.............

Kisi Say Mazaq Karne K 2 Tareeqay . .

Kisi Say Mazaq Karne K 2 Tareeqay . .

1 Phir Kabhi JÄN¡X . . ;->

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''God didnt promise

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