''God didnt promise

  1. SMS Messages
  2. Funny
  3. ''God didnt promise
''God didnt promise
''God didnt promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way''''
  
May, 24 2010     171 chars (2 sms)     3336 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

23rd march a




23rd March ...
A Day To Realize The
Value Of The Freedom
Let''s Celebrate This
Day With Grand
Jubilation & Pray That
May ALLAH Protect Our
Country 4m Zardari ;)
In Court Judge Said 2 Women:
In Court Judge Said 2 Women:

U R Realy Brave,
Dako Ko Buhat Mera Tum Ne.

Woman:Mjhay Kya Pta Daako

Tha Me Samjhi Mera Shohar

Ghar Der Se Aya Hy
Munna bhai:
Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”
circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.
Washing Powdr Nirma Wshing Pwdr Nirma Dudh Si Safedi Nirma Se i
Washing Powdr Nirma
Wshing Pwdr Nirma
Dudh Si Safedi
Nirma Se i

Rangen Kpray B Khil-Khil Jae
Sbki Pasand Nirma

Ye Comercial BREAK Tha,
nOw
U Continue Ur Work.
What is d Diffrnce btwn
What is d Diffrnce btwn POETRY n ESSAY ?

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Any Word uttered by a GrlFrnd is POETRY.

Anything said by Wife is an ESSAY...
the new england jou

The New England
journal Of Medicine
Reports That ... !!

" 9 Out Of 10 Doctors
Agree That 1 Out Of 10
Doctors Is An Idiot..."
;->
Free Stay Free Dinner
Free Stay
Free Dinner
Free Lunch
Free Security


To Avil Dis Pack Just Call On 15"
And Say"



I''m Responsible 4r
Lahore "BLAST"!!
definition of home



Definition of home:









"Home is the place where u can scratch exactly where it itches" ;-)
Q:College me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote hai ?
Q:College me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote hai ?
Ans:4,



.
1.Meri vali,
2.Teri vali,


3.Teri Bhabhi,
4.Meri Bhabhi..
quitters never win


Quitters Never Win
And
Winners Never Quite
But Those
Who Never
Quit And Never Win
Are
.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

"IDIOTS" ;->
Qayamat k din
Qayamat k din farishtoo nay sheets detay howay logo say kaha k apnay apnay gunah likho, jab sab likh chukay tu Tumhari awaaz aai Extra Sheet Please..!!
admi malik makan say;ap k maka
admi malik makan say;ap k makan may jaga jaga chohy nachty hy! malik makan' To 5000/ main kia madhori a k nachy gi.

Search SMS Messages

e.g. love, birthday, anniversary
Categories Anniversary Ascii Bengali Birthday Break Up Broken Heart Christmas Decent Diwali Double Meaning Durga Puja Easter Eid Mubarak English Poetry Exam Faraz Fathers day Flirt Friendship Funny Geo Or Jeenay Do Get Well Soon Good Luck Good Morning Good Night Greeting Halloween Holi Independence Day Inspirational Insult Islamic Khichdi Kiss Love Love Stories Miss You Mother's Day Naughty New Year Pashto Politics Punjabi Q n A Quatations Rainy day Rakhi Ramdan Riddle Romantic Sad Sardar Smile Sorry Teachers day Today's thought Urdu Poetry
aaina Achi baat Adalt adult afsos aitbaar alvida anniversary ansoo ARMY bachi badal gaye badmash badmashi balochi Benazir Berukhi birthday boring breast brother busy choom Choot Dadi dhund dirty dosto drink dukhi dushman faraz Fuck Funny gadha galib gandi batain Ghazal gussa hazrat ali hijab HONTO hussain i am fine I LOVE YOU i miss u If You Really Love Someone Arrange janaza jhoot Jism jokes judai kafan khawab khush Raho khushi Laut aao lonely love maa baap mafi marne wale masoom mohsin mother MOUT nafrat naqab NARAZ narazgi Naseeb nazar andaz paheli parda poetry prayers qasoor raja reply me samandar shaheed shakespeare signature sindhi Stylish subha bakhair sunday Tere Chehra tum yaad to aaogy veena malik waiting for you wasi shah wife winter worried Ya allah Yaaad yaad yakeen YE WATAN