''God didnt promise

''God didnt promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way''''

May, 24 2010 171 chars (2 sms) 3410 views Funny

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My nights are going sleepless,

My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?”
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near”

There are 3 Types of Men:

There are 3 Types of Men:

1. ASIAN: Has 1 Wife, 1 GF But he loves his wife the most.

2. AMERICAN: Has 1 wife, 1 GF But he loves his GF the most.

3. ARABS: Has 4 wives, 4 GF but he loves his housemaid the most!!!

mera naam bol kar soya karo,

mera naam bol kar soya karo,
apney aaamal tol kar soya karo,

aur pard jaye gha machchar kabhi na kabhi,
issi aas par apna moonh khol kar soya karo

Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox full

Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox full ho gaya hai tere sms se..........

Ye tareeqa hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE "GANDHIGIRI" se samjhane ka tarika.

un honto ko tum

un honto ko tum choom kr to dekho FARAZ

maza na aaey to paisay wapis.

Bank Mei 1 Achi Job Hai

Bank Mei 1 Achi Job Hai
Only 4u
Salary:25000 Pr Month

Kaam Srf Ye Hai K Sara Din Cashier K Samne Zuban Nikal Kr Bethna Hai Wo Angootha Lga Kr Note Ginega :-)

**2007** ''LIGHT!

**2007**
''LIGHT!
Roz 2 ghantay k liye "JAYE" gi!
**2008** "
LIGHT!
Roz 2 ghantay k liye "AYE" gi!
*FARAQ TO PARA HAI*
Har Qadam Khush-hali ki taraf
Geo Musharaf...!

A woman had triplets

A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat & Tat. She fed Mat from left tit, Pat from her right tit...
Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat

Passenger:Bhai

Passenger:Bhai.. Kitne ghante bus me rehtey ho?

Conductor: 24 ghantey..

Passenger: Kaisey?

Cond: 8 ghante bus me..
or baki 16 ghantey Biwi k bas me

American Bacha:

American Bacha: Hum Log Itna Ameer Hyn K
Bush B Mere Dad Se Paise Mangta Hy

Pakstani Bacha: Bas, Hum Itne Ameer Hyn
K Jhandiyan Bhi Aatey Se Chipkate Hyn ... ;->

Gharaylo Totky

Gharaylo Totky

1-agr apko kutta kat ly to ap usy kat len.Hisab brabr
2-Dudh phut jay to sfaed dhage sy c len,Ksi ko pta nhe chlega

3-Agr apka qad chota hy tu 3,4 bar phansi lga lain agr bach gy tu bht faida hoga

4-Agr ap k bal girty hn tu tind krwa lain phr nhi girain gy.

Ek Memon dOctOr k pass gaya

Ek Memon dOctOr k pass gaya aur bOla
k ghar ja kar mareez check karne
k kitne paise Lo ge?

DoctOr: 300 rupay

Memon: Chalein DoctOr sahab..

Ghar pOhnche tOu DoctOr
ne pOocha k mareez kahan hai?

Memon: Mareez kOi nahi hai,
Taxi wala 500 rupay maang raha tha
aur aap 300 mein le aaye

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''God didnt promise

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