''God didnt promise

''God didnt promise
''God didnt promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way''''
  

May, 24 2010     171 chars (2 sms)     3342 views       Funny

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Load Sheding K Fawaid:

Genrator,UPS & Candle Walo Ko Rozgar Ki Frahmi


Cell Chrge Na Hone Se Balnc & Time Saving

Sabr Krny Ki Waja Se Janat Milne Ka Chance.
''Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo....
Mere pyaar ke ICON pe
Kabhi to DOUBLE-CLICK karo........''



Ek larki bathroom me naha rahi thi
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Aur
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Darwaza bund tha. :-) :-)}
Dis ones awesome!

How wud an angrez tel an indian naukar who cant undrstnd english 2 open d
door.
Speak Dis very fast.
"There was a Cold Day


LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE

and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS
A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,white colour 2 ur teeth,pink colour 2 ur lips,silver colour 2 ur eyes,n u look too horribl so zara kum smile kia karo;p
A hUnt3r shoOts At tiGer,bUt SRK DIES.Y????


sOchO sOchO...
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AreY jAn|X

tiGer wAs wAtchin climAx of DEVDAS

God Created Millions Of Faces With Different Looks..

But When He Reached China, He Was Exhausted.

Then He Started

Ctrl C, Ctrl V, Ctrl C, Ctrl V
Walk In Ur Own Path,
Love In Ur Own Style,
Talk In Ur Own Words
Help In Ur Own Ways
Then People Will Say

Ae Sala Kisi Ki Sunata Nathi
What happens when a lion Roars?





Think....




Think harder....


Its easy!!







Ans. Tom and Jerry starts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Behind every successful man,
There is a woman...
And
Behind every unsuccessful man,
There are two.....

~T h O u G h T
P r O v O k I n G~


After
T u e s d a y .......



Week Itself Says .......



W T F ....... =P ;->