''God didnt promise

''God didnt promise
''God didnt promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way''''
  

May, 24 2010     171 chars (2 sms)     3105 views       Funny

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Which is the longest toilet in the world?

Guess


Pakistan railway track


u can use it from karachi to khaber

Proud to be a Pakistani.
Angel Took Man 2 Hell there he Saw " MOLANA FAZAL-UR-REHMAN" Dancing With BIPASHA.
Man. Angel Jii Is Ki Saza itni Mazedar Kyo?
angel, SAZA tu BIPASHA ko Mili Hai :D

Ek larki ka dil sab sy zaida kab dukhta hai?




Jb wo kisi kaam wali ko apna
lawn ka print pehne hue dekhti ha
Why Is The Mind Of A Woman Cleaner Than A Man''s?










Because She Keeps Changing It All The Time.
Five Reasons Why We R Friends
. 1

. 2

. 3

. 4

. 5

Thapper Maron Kya??

Our Friendship is unconditional.
Reason dhoondho geShame on u..
Full Forms
WIFE= Worries Invited For Ever.
LOVER= Loss Of Valuable Energy And Rupees.
FRIEND= First Relationship In Earth That Never Dies
After checkup, Dr. said to wife:

"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don''t do the following, he''ll die.

Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don''t discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."

On the way home, the husband asked:

"What did the Dr. say?

She said:

"Doctor ne jawab de dia hy...." =P =D
''Can A Kangaroo Jump

Higher Than A Effiel Tower?


Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump''
God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more……this is call as
“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”
Aaj kAdIn bArA *ManHooS* tha ..


ARRAY YAAR ...



ManhOOs Se yAAd AyA ....






KaisA hAi Tu ?? =P *
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ''To the only boy I ever loved'' Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
Wife:''''Tum ny kahbi socha hai k meri shaadi kisi aur sy ho jati to kitna acha hota?''''

Husband:''''Nahi! Main kisi aur admi ka bura nahi cha sakta''''