''God didnt promise

''God didnt promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way''''

May, 24 2010 171 chars (2 sms) 2826 views Funny

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T h e D e f i n i t i o n

T h e

D e f i n i t i o n

O f

A

B e a u t i f u l

W o m a n

I s

O n e

W h o

L o v e s

M e ...

Think, if all studnts start

Think, if all studnts start studyin & get gUd marks

But jobs r limited

then
more unemployment

more suicide
more crime

SO,

SAVE PAKISTAN

STOP STUDYING..!

News reporter:

News reporter:
KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform
par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?
Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai,
sub ne patri par chalang laga di.
Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?
Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,
ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)

Mosam ne li angrai Or hm ne Chori Razai,

Mosam ne li angrai
Or hm ne Chori Razai,

mungphali se hui laraai
icecream ghar me I,

coffee se mu mor lia
cold drink se naata jor lia,

SEASON''S
GREETINGS 4u.

Bank Mei 1 Achi Job Hai

Bank Mei 1 Achi Job Hai
Only 4u
Salary:25000 Pr Month

Kaam Srf Ye Hai K Sara Din Cashier K Samne Zuban Nikal Kr Bethna Hai Wo Angootha Lga Kr Note Ginega :-)

Wats d height of hope??

Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”

Shohar:

Shohar: Ye Tum Mujh Ko Bhary Bazar Main "A.G"

Kyoun Kehti Ho?

Biwi: Ab Bhary Bazar Main
"Abhy Ghady"

Kahoun Gi To Kya Acha Lagay Ga... :P ;->

Congratulations!

Congratulations!
Good news for Karachi University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com

height of shame

Height of shame :

A girl with her face covered on a bus stop

A man on a bike stops and says: chalti hai kya ??

Girl replies
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Papa mein hoon.

aj agr ap ko koi kahe k aap

Aj Agr Ap ko koi kahe k Aap

"Khubsoorat"
"SMART" or
"GENIOUS"

Ho

To rakh k moun pe thapr dena

Or kehna

Bad_Tameez!
"MUSLIMAAN"
APRIL FOOL nahe mnaty ;->

Mil gya Oye hoe mil gya O bally bally mil gya

Mil gya

Oye hoe mil gya

O bally bally mil gya

Dhinchik dhinchik mil gya

Apne saray kaam chor k fazul sms parhne wala 1 or bewakoof mill gya..:

"cheeni" leny chaltay hain:

Wife:
"Suniye mujhe koi mehangi chez le ke den naa plz!"

Husband:
"Chalo tum tayar hojao
Hum

"cheeni" leny chaltay hain:-D

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''God didnt promise

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