''God didnt promise

''God didnt promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way''''

May, 24 2010 171 chars (2 sms) 2123 views Funny

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From Where Would

From Where Would A Lizard Gets Its Tail When It Breaks ??

From The Re-Tail shop .. lolzz :-D

teacher who is the

Teacher: who is the father of ibn-e-sinna?
pathan soch mai gumm

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John Cena

What is the advantage for unmarried people

What is the advantage for unmarried people??
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Think!
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Haar maanì?
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Wo bed k dono taraf se utar saktey hain!

Pathan Pizza-hut Gya

Pathan Pizza-hut Gya
Tou Waiter Ne Pizza La
Kr Rakh Dia
Pathan 1/2 Ghntey tk
Betha Raha Phir
Chillany Lga

O Kocha Naan Rkh k
Gya Hy Salan Tmhara
Baap Layega ... ;->

What Happens When The Elephant Sat On The Mercedes Car ... ???

What Happens When
The Elephant Sat On
The Mercedes Car ... ???
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Everyone Knows

"The Mercedes bends" ;->

pepsi

mufti muniBurehman ney kaha hai
k rozy 30 rkahy jhey ghy
kisi ney pocha is saal kiyooon..
jawab mila
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Kis Ne Kaha Tha Pepsi 65 ki Kardo
ab bughtooo.

A Punjab Policeman

A Punjab Policeman notices his wife stealing Rs 500 note from his pocket

Says to his wife"I caught u red handed"

Wife take him to the corner and says"Ghar ki baat hai 100 rupey may nipta lo"

Top 6 Reasons To Be A

Top 6 Reasons To Be A "Charter Accountant"
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1- Hate To Sleep

2 - Like To Study Forever

3 - Enjoyed Life [A/c Student Ov C.A]

4 - Cant Live Widout Tension

5 - Want To Pay For His Sins In This World

6 - Dun Wanna Marry Before 40 Years Ov Age ... ;->

nokrani begum sb bl

Nokrani: Begum Sb Blanket Khirki
Se Gir Gya Hai

Malkan: Oh Ye Tm Ne Kiya Kr Diya
Mune Ko Thand Lag Jaye Gi

Nokrani: Fikr Mt Karain
Muna B Blanket Me Hai. :-)

Why am I here ... ;)

When I waz a kid my
mom told that angels
live in heaven ...

Now I know that it is
not true

B''coz if angels live in
heaven

Why am I here ... ;)

Wife:

Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,

Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta ;-)

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''God didnt promise

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