''God didnt promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way''''
Son:Mujhe circus dekhna hai.
Papa:I M busy
Son: Waha 1 ladki chote-2 kapdo me
cheete pe sawari karti hai
Papa: Chalo chalte hai,
kaafi dino se cheeta nahi dekha
Prince charles & sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "pass the wine you divine"
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard
Sharabi ne Doctor se puchha-Aap meri sharab chuurva sakte ho? Doctor-Han kyun nahi. Sharabi-Toh Punjab Police ne meri 200 bottle pakdi hai. Pls chuurva do na.
