''God didnt promise

''God didnt promise
''God didnt promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way''''
  

May, 24 2010     171 chars (2 sms)     2159 views       Funny

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Hum jeete EK bar hai,
Marte EK bar hai,
Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

Teri Zulfo''n Main Kho
Jana Chahta Hoon









Teri Zulfo''n Main Kho
Jana Chahta Hoon










Par Tum Teil Itna Lagati
Hyn K Har Bar Phisal Jata
Hoon ... ;->
OLD LOVE storY

Starts frm
Eyes
Grows wid
Gifts
Ends wid
Tears

New Love Story

Starts Frm
Mobile
Grows wid
Balnce share
Ends wid
Sim change.
Dada apnay
poatay se:
tmhare teacher
a rahay hen
tm chup jao.
Poata:
pehle ap chup jain
mene ap ki mout
ka bahana bna
kr 2 hafte ki chutti li hy


Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.
Pathan: Yara hum bohat preshan hai

Dost: Kyun khan sahab?

Pathan: O yara subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai...=P;->
BALOCHI KI NIYAT!!

Main Niyat karta hoon 2 punjabi marane ki ,

6 rocket fire farz ,

wasatay Bugti Uncle ke ,

Muu mera kohloo sharif ki taraf
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Mobile Tower Pe Beth Kay china mobile k signal rokne Hain
Presure cooker ne karhai se kaha: Itni kali ho koi cream qiun nahi use krti.Karhai: Main jitni b kali qiun na hon mujhe dekh kr seetiyan tu tum he martay ho!!
Plz pass this SMS to all ur friends. A person urgently needs 3 bottles of.
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Pepsi (chilled) with chips. It''s urgent Cell no & name is as displayed
Hamy a.K.a Efie a.K.a FebZ
03343004071
:)
''KaSH Hum Aap ka MobiLe Number Hote

Har Waqt Aap ko Yaad To Hote

Shayad Kabhi Aap Humain BadaL Detay

Magar

Humse Bicharnay Ki Khabar To Sab ko Detay''
Blackmailing In New Style=


Employee To Boss: Agar Aap Ne Meri Salary Nahi Barhai,



To Saarey Office Ko Bata Doon Ga K



"Aapne Meri Salary Barha Di Hay ;->