''God didnt promise

''God didnt promise
''God didnt promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way''''
  

May, 24 2010     171 chars (2 sms)     2877 views       Funny

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Teacher:
Translate in urdu
"Aslam Unitted his Mother and Sister..


Student:
Aslam ne us ki MAA BEHEN aik kar di...:-D
TEACHER: MJHE WO TEEN ALFAAZ BTAO JO CLASS ME SAB SE ZIADA BOLAY JATE HAIN..
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STUDENT: MUJHE NAHI PATA
TEACHER: SHABASH BAITH JAO...!
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".
Heer to Raanjha: Mein tere Ishq mein barbaad hogayi hun,
Badnaam hogayi hun,
Ruswa hogayi hun.

Raanjha: To mein konsa DSP ban gaya hun?
mein khud bheek maangta phir raha hun.
Bush & Queen of England were riding in a horse carriage,
one of the horses farted,
Queen feeling awkward & embarrased said
''There are certain things
even Queen of England
can''t control''

BUSH: ''Oh my God,
& i thought it was one of the Horses''
Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a Tiger who looked both hungry and
fast..

One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike Shoes..

His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"

I don''t have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just have to run faster than you" ........
Teacher: What''s your cast?


Student: Pehlay hum Lahori thay

phir Bhatti huay,

phir Rajput hogaye,

ab hain darzi,

aagey mummy ki marzi. .
Shetonon k school ki
atendence:


yajuj majuj? yes sir!


bhot?yes sir!


drakola?yes sir!
zakut?
zakuta?
zakuta jin?
ZAKTA G




button dabana choren phe atandance bolen..->?


1pagal 2nd Se
Hath Ma Cigrete Daba K Pochta Ha: Batao Mre Hath Ma Kia Ha?
2pagal:
Train.
1pagal:Tmhe Kese Pta Chala?
2nd:Tmare Hath Ma Se Dhunwa Nkal Ra Tha ;->
Teacher: Tum Bade Hokar Kya karoge?
Santa: Shadi
Teacher:- Nahi mera Matlab h kya Banoge?
Santa-Dulha
Teacher:-I means Bade Hokar kya hasil karna hai
Santa- Dulhan
Teacher Said To Stundent : "How Did You Lose The Fingers Of Your Right Hand, ?"

Studnet : "Sir, I Put Them In Our Pet Cat`S Mouth To Count How Many Teeth She Had."

Teacher : "And Then How Did You Lose Your Fingers?"

Student : "The Cat Closed Her Mouth Tightly To Feel How Many Fingers I Had."
Pathan England Mai Club Me Chala Gaya,
Wahan Ja K Khoob Naacha,
Dance Karny K Bad Bola,
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O Yara Koi Hum Ko Ye To Bataye K Ye SHADI Kis Ka Hai. :-)