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''God didnt promise
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''God didnt promise
''God didnt promise
''God didnt promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way''''
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May, 24 2010
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q.1: study=dont fail
q.1: study=dont fail
Eq.2: dont study=fail
ading eq 1&2 study+dont study=fail+dont fail
taking comon, study(1+dont)=fail(1+dont)
sol: study=fail. HENCE PrOVED
A Student Attached
A Student Attached A 100 Rupee Note
To His Test Paper N Wrote
"Rs 1 For 1 Mark"
The Paper Checker Sent Him
Rs 81 Back N Wrote
"U Got 19 Marks Keep The Change"
Ek pathan or sardar science ka tajurba kar rahe thay
Ek pathan or sardar science ka tajurba kar rahe thay
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Nichay kia talash kar rahe ho Joke to upar hai
Men are like small
Men are like small children. You bring a new one home and the ones already there resent it.
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*MUBARAK HO*
SMS Na karnay par aap ko
(AWARD OF KANJOOSI 2oo8)
diya jata hai.
Bhikari: 1 Rupia Dede Baba
Bhikari: 1 Rupia Dede Baba
Aadmi:Sharam Nahi Ati Itnay Hatay Katay Ho K Bhik Mangtay Ho
Bhikari: Nahi To Kya Tumhari Behen Ka Rishta Mangu... =P ;->
mummy dady and baby sitting together
Mummy Dady and Baby sitting Together,
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Taa K
Mummy Dady Se,
Dady Baby Se,
Baby Mummy Se,
Dady Mummy Se,
Baby Dady Se,
ZONG k Baghair Bhi Baat Kar Saken. :-)
Very important health tips only for u.
Very important health tips only for u.
dont eat
pizzas,samosay dahi baray,ice cream,chocolate,
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sandwich
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WITHOUT
ME,,
Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Main Jam Hathon Main Utha Liya.
Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Main Jam Hathon Main Utha Liya.
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Phir Uthai Bread Lagaya Jam Or fatafat Kha lia. :-)
roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani
roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani
roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani
roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani
chota tha tabhi dekhne nahi mili koi mil gaya...
ab dekhta hu mein reshma ki jawani...;->
Pehlay Pakistan ki Abadi
Pehlay Pakistan ki Abadi kHatarnak Hud se tajawaz kr chuki thi ,
Lakin ab KHUDKUSH DHAMAKON ki vajah say kafi controll mai hai
Farq to para hai
GEO MUSHARAF !
SaChI MuHaBbAt
SaChI MuHaBbAt BeZuBaN HotI HaI,
Ye To AaNkHoN Se BaYaN HotI HaI,
MuHaBbAt MaI DaRd MiLe To KyA HowA,
DaRd k LiyE
2 GoLiPoNsTaN
HoTi HaI.:-P
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