Sardar & Pathan:
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<Br/>Olympic ke Race Dekh Rahy Thy
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<Br/>Pathan: Yah Kya Ho Raha Hai
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<Br/>Sardar: 1st Aany Waly Ko Price Mily Ga
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<Br/>Pathan: Kocha Magar Yah SaB Log Ku Bhag Raha Hai...!
Sardar:Bachpan vich maa di gal suni hondi ty aj aey din na vekna painda...
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<Br/>Judge: Kya kehti thi maa?
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<Br/>Sardar: Jadoun gal hi nahi suni tay fir ki dasaan.
Sardar wife: o sardar ji car ki sped kyun Barha di?
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<Br/>sardar:gari k Break fail ho gaYe hain is sey pehle acident hojaye jaldi ghar paunch jate hain.
Doctor: JaB Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap Chup Q Thy?
<Br/>Sardar: Pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Laga K Chipkali Usy Pakar Legi.. ;-)
DUA hai k teri duniya me koi ghum na ho,
<Br/>DUA hai k teri muskan kaBhi kam na ho,
<Br/>Agar kaBhi TERI palko me aansu aye,
<Br/>DUA hai k us ki vajha HUM na hoon...
Sachi Dosti BezaBan hoti hai,
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<Br/>Ye to ankhon se Bayan hoti hai,
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<Br/>Dosti may mushkil milay to kia hua,
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<Br/>Mushkil may hi to apno or parayon ki pehchaan hoti hai.
AjaB shaks ho tm
<Br/>AjeeB mizaj Rakhte ho,
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<Br/>Sawal krne Se pehLe kam rakhte ho.
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<Br/>Wese to kehte Ho
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<Br/>"I Hate Girls"
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<Br/>Or Bashir khussry Se talukat Rakhte Ho!
''Yeh Jo
<Br/>Hath Me
<Br/>4 inch ka daBBa Pakda Hai Na
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<Br/>Yeh Sirf Msg
<Br/>Receive Karne K
<Br/>Liye Nahi Hai
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<Br/>Iss Se Msg
<Br/>Send Bhi Hote Hai,
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<Br/>Try krke dekho
<Br/>Its possiBle''
''Na jane log kion dartay hain,
<Br/>kuch log to SMS Bhi nahi kertay hain,
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<Br/>Aur kuch aise B hain Ap jaise is duniya mein,
<Br/>Jo MISCALL mar k Bhi,Balance check karte hain.''
