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''''Kia aap k moBile <Br/>ko QaBz ki <Br/>shikayat hai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Jo SmS nhi <Br/>nikal rha <Br/> <Br/>2 taBlet easy <Br/>load ki khila do <Br/>QaBz toot jaye gi <Br/> <Br/>aur SmS nikalny <Br/>shoro ho jain <Br/>gay :))''''
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''2 Hijade Shaadi Ki Badhai Dene Gaye. <Br/>Haye-2 Main To 1100 Lungi.Dusri Boli 2100 Lungi. <Br/>Piche Se Pathan Bola ABey 2310 Le Le Usme FM Bhi Hai.''
''asi v kisay nall pyar kita c. <Br/>odi yad vich dil Beqarar kita c. <Br/>apnay piyar da ek din izhaar keta c. <Br/>o meri jaan kehn lagi <Br/>mein ta tery naal mazak keeta c...
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''1 chor Police sy chupty hue 1 Toti hui QaBr me chup gya <Br/>or Police sy Bach gya. <Br/> <Br/>Wahi QareB sy kch pthan guzry to unho ny socha k shyd Log Myyt pr Matti dalna Bhol gye fata fat Matti dalna shuro kr di to chor Bola <Br/>"Bachao Bachao" <Br/> <Br/>Pthan:"Ooe Jaldi Jaldi Matti dalo is pr to Khuda ka AazaB shuro ho gya"''
''Aslam ek raat macher dani say Bahir so raha tha. Maa nay poocha k Aslam Beitay isa q kertay ho? <Br/>Aslam:maa gee, macheron ko Bewakoof Bana raha hoon. Woh samjein gay k mein macher dani k ander hoon, hahaha....''
''You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Just a second, don''t misunderstand. <Br/>CUTE means: <Br/>Creating <Br/>Useless <Br/>TrouBles <Br/>Everywhere..''
''You are equal to sixty james Bond! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>How?? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>007 * 60 = 420''
''We''ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can B more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u B my partner 2 roB a Bank?''
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