B SMS Messages22988 messages

''ek admi kaBar par Betha tha, <Br/>musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta??? <Br/>admi:darne ki kya Bat hai???ander garmi lag rahi thi to Bahar aa gaya.''
''Hurry up. fill in the Blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI" <Br/> <Br/>1.__________main insan nahi hu <Br/> <Br/>2.__________main hi Bewakuf hu <Br/> <Br/>3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi <Br/> <Br/>4.__________main pagal hi hu''
''Kal 125 Logo Ko Bewakoof Banaya… <Br/>. <Br/>Kaise? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Niche Dekho.. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Bas,Aise Hi! <Br/>Ha..Ha.. <Br/>AB 126 HOGAYE!''
''1 admi apny dost k gar gya Ghanti Bajany par aik chota sa Bacha Bahir nikla. <Br/> <Br/>Admi Bola: Beta ap k aBu ghar par hen? <Br/> <Br/>Bacha: Je wo to Bazar gay howy hen. <Br/> <Br/>Admi: Acha apny Bary Bhai ko Bolao? <Br/> <Br/>Bacha: Wo cricket khailny gay hen. <Br/> <Br/>Admi: Acha tumhari ami to ghar hon gi? <Br/> <Br/>Bacha: Je wo apni sahailiyon k sath picnic par gai hen. <Br/> <Br/>Wo admi jal kar Bola: To Beta ap ghar men kiyon Baithy hen, Ap B kahen jaen. <Br/> <Br/>Bacha Bola: Men B tu apny dost k ghr aya hua hu''
''No Balance Pls Call Me Urgent <Br/>Plz Plz <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Is Sms Ko Apny Doston Ko Byjo <Br/>Or Dekho Kitny Bywkoof Isy Pura Nai Parhty
''SARDAR: KAL HUM NAY EASYLOAD WALAY KO BEWAKOOF BNAYA <Br/> <Br/>BOY: WO KASAY? <Br/> <Br/>SARDAR: HUM NAY US KO 100 RS KA NOTE DYA OR NUMBER GLAT LIKHWA DYA!!!!''
''Gadhon Ki Race!.... <Br/>10.. <Br/>9.. <Br/>8.. <Br/>7.. <Br/>6.. <Br/>5.. <Br/>4.. <Br/>3.. <Br/>2.. <Br/>1.. <Br/>Fire!.. <Br/> <Br/>aray Bhago sms Bad main prhna..''
''Logon Se Pange B Honge, <Br/>Ghar Men Dange B Honge, <Br/>Agar Mujhe Msg Na Kiye To.. <Br/>= <Br/>Aap k 12 Bachchay Honge, <Br/>= <Br/>= <Br/>2 Ganje, or Baki Nange hongay''
''"5" sawalön k sahi Answer dene per apko milega piza..! <Br/> <Br/>Challenge. <Br/> <Br/>1.China Kis Mulk Me Hai? <Br/> <Br/>2.14Aug Kis Date Ko Ati Ha? <Br/> <Br/>3.Green Rung Kis Colour Ka Hota He? <Br/> <Br/>4.Temater Ko Urdu Me Kya Bolte Hain? <Br/> <Br/>5.Quaid-e-azam ki qaBar me kon dafan hai?''
''Maine ik or naya moBile lya hai jis me ,fingerprint technology, 8 mega pixel douBle cam, 6 inch touch screen & 24GB Built in memory, waghaira kuch Bhi nahi hai''
''Na ye CHAND hoga na TARAY rahenge <Br/> <Br/>Kya hum hamesha KUNWARAY rahenge? <Br/> <Br/>Is dnya me kitno k NIKAH ho gye <Br/> <Br/>Kya nseB mai apne <Br/>srf NIKAH k CHWARAY rhenge?''
''Ye Sang-E-Marmar Sa Tarasha Gora Badan <Br/> <Br/>Boond Boond Pighlta ShaBaB <Br/> <Br/>Honto Se Laga K Dekhon Kashish Kaisi Hy <Br/> <Br/>KämBäkht Ye VANILA IcE Cream Cheez Hi Äisi Hy''