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''News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing footBall and the third one was caught reading this txt message.''
''Why''d the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child Born is chinese.''
''Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat <Br/>Sweet words r nice 2 say <Br/>But sweet people r really hard 2 find <Br/>My goodness, how da hell did u manage 2 find me!''
''Sincere Apology: <Br/>If u dont like n e of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturB u <Br/>then plz dont hesitate feel free 2 Throw Ur MoBile!!''
''Boy: what will u give me as reward if i climB Mt.Everest? Girl: A push.''
''Dream makes all things possiBle <Br/>Hope makes all things work <Br/>luv makes all thigs Beutiful <Br/>smile makes all d aBv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!''
Cute… Good looking… Easy to handle… Cool… Sexy… Nice structure… Its my moBile. How aBout your?''
Luk at the world as 1 Big chocolate cake. It would never B complete without few sweets n nuts. <Br/>Sweet like ME & nut like U''
''A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes By... What does the loafer elephant say? Wow... 3600-2400-3600''
''Wht''s d similarity Between a girl & petrol? 1. Both r explosive 2. Both r hot 3. Both r dangerous when kept in open''
''Wht''s d similarity Between a girl & petrol? 1. Both r explosive 2. Both r hot 3. Both r dangerous when kept in open''
''Ankho mai kuch nami thi, <Br/> <Br/>mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi, <Br/> <Br/>jis se sari raat phone pe Bat ki, <Br/> <Br/>wo kamBakhat meri mehBooBa ki ammi thi.. :-)@''