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''jadeed Eduaction Muhawry!! <Br/> <Br/>1. " Science say Gira Arts me Atka" <Br/> <Br/>2." Fail hoty ko Practicals ka Sahara" <Br/> <Br/>3. "Dagree le k Aag me Daal" <Br/> <Br/>4. "3rd Divsion pas Ghar ka na Ghat ka" <Br/> <Br/>5. "Dost wo jo Imtihan me Cheating Karary" <Br/> <Br/>6. " Likhna na Jnay, NiB terhi" <Br/> <Br/>7. "Qadar kho Deta hai Roz ka University jana".''
''sadar and pathan ja rhy thy k um ko 1000 ka note mila <Br/> <Br/>pathan: chalo fifty fifty ker lety hain <Br/> <Br/>sardar: Baki 900 ka kya keren gay''
''1 sardar resturent m soop pi rha tha. <Br/> <Br/>Boy: <Br/>sardar ji soop vich makhi ae.. <Br/> <Br/>sardar: <Br/>dil wada ker yar.. <Br/>makhi nay ki pena ay..''
''raBBa dukh na dena mere DOST ko <Br/>muje chahy Sukh ka pahar day day,, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>ghoomy new cycle pe Dost mera <Br/>muje Baly hi purani si mercedes car day day,, <Br/> <Br/>Bookha na rakhna mery dost ko khany ko tazi daal day day <Br/>mujhe Baly hi kal ka cake+custers+Biryani aur cokr ki Botal 4 day day,, <Br/> <Br/>phir na kehna kay DOST dua nhi kerty....''
''MUNNA BHAI <Br/> <Br/>aBay sarkit <Br/>ye Beta <Br/>agar Bina daaton kay kutta katy to kya kerny ka <Br/> <Br/>SARKIT <Br/> <Br/>simple Bhai <Br/>Boly to <Br/>Bina sui k 14 injection lagany ka...''
''akhoon akhoon !!!! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>aRz kiya he !!!!! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>A@p hAm@re dIL mAin BAse hO!!!! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>W@H W@H W@H W@H W@H ! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>A@p hAm@re dIL mAin BAse hO!!!! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>zARa SiDe PE HO jAo saans lene vali nali main phanse ho''
''Ye Balo KhuBsorat Logon ko Dekh kay nachta hai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>()""() <Br/>(-.-) <Br/>(,) ) <Br/>L L <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>()""() <Br/>(-.-) <Br/>(,) ) <Br/>L L <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Nai nacha? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Meri wari to Nach Nach kay Pagal ho gya ci...''
''Teacher: Agar tm apny Ami ko "MUM" kho to <Br/>Ami say Bari Khala <Br/>or choti Khala ko kya kho gay? <Br/> <Br/>Sardar: Kafi der sochny kay Bad <Br/>Bari ko <Br/>"MAXIMUM" <Br/> <Br/>or, <Br/> <Br/>Choti ko "MINIMUM"''
''Sawan ki thadi raton m <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Rimjim kerti Barsaton m <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ma aksar Socha kerta hon. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>k. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>.k <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>.k <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>manji Branday vich sahi k andar lay javan...''
''Pakistan m 1 serway <Br/>howa <Br/>k <Br/>kinti Grils <Br/> <Br/>" @Bi " say Dosti kerna Chahti hain, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>y <Br/> <Br/>Result: <Br/>srif 7% ne kaha-YES <Br/> <Br/>Aur <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>93% ne kaha kamari aesi Qismat kahan''
''Who said english is easy??? <Br/>Fill in the Blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have Brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....''@''
''Aankhon main nami thi aur vitamin ki kammi thi, <Br/> <Br/>Jiss se sari raat Baat ki, woh meri mehBuBa ki ammi thi;-)''