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''TV on kro aBi aBi Govt <Br/>Pakistan ne ordinance <Br/>jari kya hai <Br/> <Br/>K <Br/> <Br/>KhuBsurat logon ko is <Br/>mulk se nikal dya <Br/>jayega <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aap to 100% <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Save ho <Br/> <Br/>Ufffffff mera kya Bany ga*.''
''"Aisa aadmi jo ghalti pe ho or Maafi mang lay wo "AQALMAND" <Br/> <Br/>"aisa shakhs jo ghalti pe na ho mgr phr B Maafi mang lay wo, <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>"HusBand:-D"''
''Kafi dard Bhara sher hai, <Br/> <Br/>zara dhyan se padhiyega <Br/> <Br/>AB unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai <Br/> <Br/>AB unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai <Br/> <Br/>kyunkay aB wo <Br/> <Br/>dekhne mein <Br/> <Br/>itni khaas nahi Rahi''
''Director to actress: <Br/> <Br/>tumhe 4 gunde pakrenge <Br/> <Br/>aur hero Bachane ayega <Br/> <Br/>Actress: Hero Kaun hai? <Br/> <Br/>Director: Emraan Hashmi <Br/> <Br/>Actress: phir mujhe <Br/> <Br/>usse kaun Bachayega?????''
''Aaj deedar, <Br/> <Br/>kal yaar, <Br/> <Br/>parson pyaar, <Br/> <Br/>phir iqraar, <Br/> <Br/>aur phir intezaar, <Br/> <Br/>phir takraar, <Br/> <Br/>phir daraar, <Br/> <Br/>saari mehnat Bekaar, <Br/> <Br/>aur aakhir mein <Br/> <Br/>Ek aur devdas at Beer Bar!''
''Sardion Ki Sham Thi, <Br/>Mein Ne Os K Hath Pe Hath Rakha tou wo Garam thi <Br/>mai ne Kaha Garam Hath Wafa Ki nishani Hotay Hain <Br/> <Br/>Os Ne Hans Kr Kaha. <Br/> <Br/>"Kuttey Bukhar hai mjhe"''
''Jahan "Dosti"wahan "AiteBar" <Br/>Jahan "AiteBar"wahan "MohaBBat" <Br/>Jahan "MohaBBat"wahan "Judai" <Br/>Jahan "Judai"wahan "Dard" Jahan "Dard" wahan <Br/>"2 Goli DISPRIN"''
''Heer: Main Tumhare Ishq Main BarBaad Hogai, Ruswa Hogai...!! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Raanjha: To Main Konsa UBL main Manager Lag Gaya Hun...''
Hum Bhool jane walon ko aisi saza dete hain, <Br/> <Br/>WAH,WAH <Br/>IRSHAD.. <Br/>Hum Bhool jane walon ko aisi saza dete han, <Br/> <Br/>JOOTA UTARTE HAIN <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>aur <Br/> <Br/>aur <Br/> <Br/>MOZA SUNGHA DETE HAIN!:-)''
''Arz kiya hai <Br/>Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah Bas gayi! <Br/>Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah Bas gayi! <Br/>Wah Wah Wah <Br/>Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah Bas gayi! <Br/>Jaisay chotay se raksha main moti Aunty phans gayi.''
''Kisi ka jhoota peene se shifa milti hai Ajmal! <Br/>Kameena ye Bolte Bolte meri sari Pepsi pi gaya!''
''Udhar aap majBoor Bethay hain, Idher ham majBoor Bethe hain! <Br/> <Br/>Baat ho to aakhir kaisay ho, <Br/>JaB dono taraf 2 kanjoos Bethe hain!''