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''Agar molana hazrat film bana nai

''Agar molana hazrat film Bana nai lagai to film kai naam is tarah hongai ``islam aaya tum na aaye kaho na ramzan hai hum zakat de chuke sanam kaBhi rozai kaBhi ramzan hamari tasBi aap ke pass molvi Banaya aap ne shaheed to hona hi tha janam sajda karo ye molvi aap ki naam''''''

''Banta is crying loudly.

''Banta is crying loudly. Banta`s Brother asks: Why are you crying? Banta: My mother died. Banta`s Brother: What a co-incidence! My mother died too! Boo hoo hoo!''

''Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:

''Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS Back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 Boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”''

''Boy: Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?

''Boy: Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho? Girl: Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye Saaray kapray geelay ho gae Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay tak saans he nahi aaye 1 Ghanta Bhe Buhat tha . . . . . ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai''

''Ek Intehayee Educational Shair Arz hai.

''Ek Intehayee Educational Shair Arz hai. Honthon pe Lipstick Aur naina Kajal Se Lais . . . . Neutralization Takes Place when Acid reacts with Base.''

''After the Announcement

''After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son. Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha? Son: ABBu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar Bachay fail hain. Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai? Son: ABBu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka Beta Bhi Fail ho gaya hai. Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai? Son: ABBu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh Bhi fai ho gaya hai. Father: ABay Tu Bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai. Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga.''

''Plumber

''PlumBer: Pipe Naya Laga Diya Hai Aur 1000 Rupay Bill Hogaya Hai. Man: Aray Itna To Main Engineer Ho K Bhi Nahi Kamata. . . . . . . . PlumBer: Sahi Keh Rahy Ho. Main Bhi Nahi Kamata Tha JaB Engineer Tha.''

''Yaar Aik Kaam Tha Tum Se!

''Yaar Aik Kaam Tha Tum Se! .......... . ....... . ..... . ....... . .... ......... Please Ye Nuktay to Gin k Bata Do.''

''Once Ghalib Saw A Big Breast Girl..

''Once GhaliB Saw A Big Breast Girl.. He Said! Ankhon Me Wahi Jaam Liye Honton Pe Wahi Muskaan Liye.. Kahan Ja Rahi Ho Jane’Man Seenay Pe Dairy Farm Liye.''

''A Great Japanese proverb:

''A Great Japanese proverB: "If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it..." Its PAKISTANI version: "If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, why waste Ur time on it..."''

''"Khudi ko kar buland itna

''"Khudi ko kar Buland itna k K2 ki choti pe ja puhnche K IqBal tujh se puchhe, ulu k pathay utray ga kesay?"

''Tere liye har GUM ka Rasta mor don

''Tere liye har GUM ka Rasta mor don Tere liye "CHAND TAREY" tor don Bas tu aik Bar "HANS" k dekh lay Teri Kasam tere saray "DAANT" tor don.''

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