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''KaBi KaBi Dil Chahta Hai Ka Kuch Aisa Hojae:- <Br/>Paperz Hon Mger Result Na Aye <Br/>Classes Hon Mger Teacherz Ns Ayen <Br/> <Br/>Bus Me Bethain College Na Aye, <Br/>Picnic Pr Jaey Mger Wapis Na Aye, <Br/> <Br/>Gaadi Chalean Magar Petrol Na Delwaen <Br/>KaBi KaBi Parhain Mger Pass Hojayen <Br/> <Br/>Haftey Me Chaar Chaar Din Hon Takay Itwar Jaldi Aye!
''Ata Hy Mujh Ko Yad Wo School Ka Zamana….. <Br/>Wo Harami Pan Ki Batain…. <Br/>Wo Bachiyan Phasana…. <Br/>Wo Hasna Hasana…. <Br/>Wo Canteen K Lala Ko Chutiya Banana…. <Br/>Teachrz Ki Hatana… <Br/>Wo Punishment Milna….. <Br/>Wo Tully Mar K Murghiyan Churana…. <Br/>Wo Exams Ki Ratto Main Suttey Lagana….. <Br/>Wo Tention Ko Film Dekh K Urrana Or Pharrey Bana K Undrwere Main Chupana Na….. <Br/>AB Wo Din Hy Na Wo Ratain Na Bachiyan Na Mulaqatain <Br/>Agr Kch Hy Tu Bs…. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Yadain Hi Yadain.
''4u5 n2v n22 80v 3vn 2w 2v8n 92v8n 10u me 7km /......./ o/o/o/o/ nahi smajh // kio Bat nahi aagay sand krdo qk tension lena ka nahi denay ka.,./ (no) ;''{morr}/ .,/.,(love).,/''
''You are cute like TOM <Br/>Sweet like JERRY <Br/>Naughty like BUGS BUNNY <Br/>Strong lke POPEYE <Br/>Innocent like TWEETY <Br/>In short <Br/>U are a full time cartoon''
''Shaadiyan Unki Bhi Ho Gayin <Br/> <Br/>Jin ko Na Tha Aql-o-Shaoor <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Pappu. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Apna to Ye Saal Bhi Guzar Gaya <Br/> <Br/>Zikr-e-Nikah Karte Karte.''
''Agar “PunjaB” ki larkiyaAn papita Bechti to larkon ko Bahut faida hota. <Br/>Kyun k larkiyon ko ye aawaz lagani parti: <Br/>. <Br/>PAPPI TAY LAY LO, <Br/>PAPPI TAY LAY LO..''
''SUHAGRAT KI RAAT <Br/> <Br/>LADKA : ( KAMRE ME AAKE ) <Br/>JALDI KADPE UTARO <Br/> <Br/>DULHAN NE KAPDE UTARE <Br/>LADKA KAM KAR KE BOLA <Br/> <Br/>JALDI KAPDE PEHAN LO <Br/>DHULA AANE WALA HAI''
''aaj suBeh mujhe chirhion ki awazain kuch ziada he ache leg rehe then, <Br/>pool kuch ziada he khoBsorat leg rehe the, <Br/>fiza B kuch mehki mehki the, <Br/>mene dunia se pocha: <Br/>aaj quen tujh man esahusun he? <Br/>wo Boli: <Br/>aaj sms perhne vala zinndagi men pehli Br nhaia hai.''
''Molvi taqreer krty howy <Br/> <Br/>Ap men jo LONDEBAZ OR RANIBAZ hy wo alag alag hojayen <Br/> <Br/>ek admi kaBhi wahn Bethta to kaBhi wahn molve gusy sy Bola tu kia hy? <Br/> <Br/>Wo Bolo men chutu hon kahan Bethon? <Br/> <Br/>Molvi yahan aao mery sath Betho...
''Molvi taqreer krty howy <Br/> <Br/>Ap men jo LONDEBAZ OR RANIBAZ hy wo alag alag hojayen <Br/> <Br/>ek admi kaBhi wahn Bethta to kaBhi wahn molve gusy sy Bola tu kia hy? <Br/> <Br/>Wo Bolo men chutu hon kahan Bethon? <Br/> <Br/>Molvi yahan aao mery sath Betho...
''Agr Private Primary Student Mistake Kray To Teacher Kehta Hai K <Br/>Write An Essay On <Br/>“My Friend” <Br/>5 Times. . . <Br/>Or Agr Government Student Mistake Kray To Master SuBah 8:30 Murga Bnata Hai,Or 2:00 BJAY Kehta Hai K Chalo AB Dafa Ho Jao Chutti Ho Gai Hai. <Br/>Student Tang AA K Kehta Hai Sir 30 Mints Or Ruk Jain, <Br/>Master:KYUN? <Br/>Student:Sir [...]''
''Agr Private Primary Student Mistake Kray To Teacher Kehta Hai K <Br/>Write An Essay On <Br/>“My Friend” <Br/>5 Times. . . <Br/>Or Agr Government Student Mistake Kray To Master SuBah 8:30 Murga Bnata Hai,Or 2:00 BJAY Kehta Hai K Chalo AB Dafa Ho Jao Chutti Ho Gai Hai. <Br/>Student Tang AA K Kehta Hai Sir 30 Mints Or Ruk Jain, <Br/>Master:KYUN? <Br/>Student:Sir [...]''