''A BaBy mosquito came Back after its 1st fight.
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<Br/>Dad asked: “how did u feel?”
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<Br/>It replied: “Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me”
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<Br/>Moral: Take evrything positively..
''HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
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<Br/>If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further
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<Br/>M0ral:
<Br/>always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
''aaj pink panther ki Barsi hai,us k liya plz yeh sms kam se kam kisi 1 cartoon ko zaror send karen , main ne apna farz poora kar diay ,aB ap ki Bari hay..
''1 pathan ny jalti hue Building sy 6 logon ko nikala!But phir Bhi logo ny usy Boht mara
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<Br/>us ny wo 6 log nikaly thy jo k aag Bhuja rahy thy
''1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
<Br/>Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,
<Br/>Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga
<Br/>Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
<Br/>Pathan: Meri Bahan K ABu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya
''BAAP:Men Ne Tumse Kaha Tha k Agr Tum ne B.Com Kr Liya to Tumhen CAR kharid Kar Doon Ga Magr tum Fail Hogae,Tum Ne Sara Saal Kia Kya?
<Br/>BETA:Men CAR Sikhta Rha..
''THE JANAZA OF MAHBOOB NIKLA
<Br/>FROM THE GALI OF MAHBOOBA
<Br/>WITH LOTS OF ZOOR O SHOR
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<Br/>THE MAHBOOBA JANKI FROM THE DOOR
<Br/>AND SPEAKI,"MAR GAYA HARAMKHOR"
''Friendship Isn''t How You Forget,
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<Br/>Not How You Listen,
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<Br/>Not How You See,
<Br/>But How You Feel.
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<Br/>Not How You Let Go,
<Br/>But How You Hold On.''
''Promise me we are true friends
<Br/>I am lamp you are light
<Br/>I am Coke you are Sprite
<Br/>I am Sawan you are Badal
<Br/>I am Normal you are Pagal
<Br/>I am Water you are Tanki
<Br/>I am Tarzan you are Monkey.....PoOoOoH!!
