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''T20 Worldcup me harne k Baad <Br/> <Br/>SAEED AJMAL ki ami ne us se kaha:"Beta Bazar se dahi la do" <Br/>AJMAL ne socha Bahir niklun ga to log maren gy es liye Burqa pehen k nikla. <Br/>Bazar mai aik orat ne us se pucha. <Br/>"Tum SAEED AJMAL ho na?" <Br/>Us ne ghaBra k kaha <Br/>Nhi to. <Br/>Us orat ne kaha:"daro mat, mai SHAHID AFRIDI hon.''
''Do Lover Park Mai Bethe Chips Kha Rahe The Ankhon Mai Ankhen Daal K, <Br/> <Br/>Girl Sharma K: <Br/>Ap Itne Ghor Se Kiya Dekh Rahe Ho? <Br/> <Br/>Boy: Thoro Thoro Kha <Br/>"Bukhi"..''
''ye zindgi hai ek kamal <Br/> <Br/>Bina pese ke nahi koi haal <Br/> <Br/>tum Bhi kangal <Br/> <Br/>hum Bhi kangal <Br/> <Br/>to phir aao khhelte hn <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>MISS CALL MISS CALL''
''DO U KNW WHAT IS GIRLZ?? <Br/> <Br/>G=GHOST <Br/>I=IN <Br/>R=REAL <Br/>L=LIFE <Br/> <Br/>SO AVOID GIRLS AND SEND ME HERR NUMBERS <Br/>I''M PROFESSIONAL <Br/>GHOST RIDER''
''AB TO BIJLI BHI DOCTOR ki Medicine ki Tarha ati hai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Mohsin" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>1 Ghanta SoBha <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>1 Ghanta Shaam <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>or <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>1 Ghanta Raat.....:d <Br/> <Br/>- Mohsin Skywalker -''
''1 QaBristan mein 1 Bh00t k0 dekh kar saBhi Bhaag rahy thy <Br/>lekin mein nahi Bhaga <Br/>pata hy ky0n? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Ky0n ky mein ny tumhein pehchaan liya tha..!''
''Larka: tumhari Zulfon sy khelney ko jee chahta hai..... <Br/> <Br/>larki ne wig utari or kaha: Loo khelo per de dena suBah university Bhi jana hai:-)''
In d corridor of mall <Br/>Do U knw <Br/>Y Boyz hold girl''s hands ? <Br/>Coz <Br/>If they leave their hand <Br/>they wl go 4 shopping <Br/> <Br/>It looks Romantic <Br/>But its actually Economics =P ;)
Cricket has reached exciting levels wid T20 & IPL. <Br/> <Br/>To improve exam system, same should Be infused in exams. <Br/> <Br/>1- Reduce exam duration to 1:30 hr & marks to 50. <Br/> <Br/>2- Introduce strategic Break after 30 mints. <Br/> <Br/>3- Give free hit, <Br/>that is a chance for students to write there own questions & answers. <Br/> <Br/>4- 1st 20 mins power play, that is no examiner in the exam hall. <Br/> <Br/>5- Introduce fair play awards. <Br/>6- Cheer girls to dance for correct answers..
kyun duaein maang rahe the humari haar ki ! Indian Bhaiyon ? <Br/> <Br/>Yahi soch lete k Cup Sania k sasural mei he aa raha tha. . . ;->
PAkiSTAN nE 191 SCoRE kAr k ChAmATkAAr kAr diA,, <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Ph¡r B AuSTrALiA nE UskA BALADKAR kAr diA.. ;->
MAiN TuM k0 BAtAoN kE koN hAi "HuSSy",,, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ye w0hi hAi Jo kAr gAyA PAkiStAni TeAM k0 KhAsSi.. ;->