B SMS Messages22988 messages

kismat kismat ki Baat hai <Br/>aaj din to kal kali raat hai <Br/>kaBhi dhoop to kaBhi Barsat hai <Br/>yeh message ka silsila yunhi chalta rahega jaB tak free sms ka saath hai!
Aaj ek din aur jee lo <Br/>Aaj ek khuwaaB aur dehk lo <Br/>Aaj ek Dua aur maang lo <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Aaj ek sms aur karlo <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>kia pathaa... <Br/>kal Balance ho na ho!!.....
BOY : May I hold your hand? <Br/>GIRL : No thanks, it isn''t heavy. <Br/> <Br/>GIRL : If we Become engaged will you give me a ring?? <Br/>BOY : Sure, what''s your phone numBer?? <Br/> <Br/>GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. <Br/>BOY : Don''t you ever want to improve?? <Br/> <Br/>BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! <Br/>GIRL : Yes, But would you stay there??
First Week : Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what moBile is invented for") <Br/>Second Week : Restricted outgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic on moBile lines") <Br/>Third We ek : Rare outgoing calls ("MoBile should Be used in urgent situations only") <Br/>Fourth week : Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me")
Mere moBile ka Accident ho gaya Hai <Br/> <Br/>Oor Dr Jazz ne Kaha Hai Bohat se Sms <Br/> <Br/>Ki Botel charhni Paregi so Plz donate <Br/> <Br/>Much more sms IT''S URGENT It''s in ICU.
Jo muhay sms na karay , us ke moBile main KEERAY per jain..... <Br/> <Br/>yeh dekho, aap nay mujhay sms nahi kia na..... aap ke moBile main keeray per jain gay... <Br/> <Br/>.\_/ <Br/>\(")/ <Br/>-(_) <Br/>/(_)\ <Br/> <Br/>.\_/ <Br/>\(")/ <Br/>-(_) <Br/>/(_)\ <Br/> <Br/>.\_/ <Br/>\(")/ <Br/>-(_) <Br/>/(_)\ <Br/> <Br/>.\_/ <Br/>\(")/ <Br/>-(_) <Br/>/(_)\ <Br/> <Br/>.\_/ <Br/>\(")/ <Br/>-(_) <Br/>/(_)\ <Br/> <Br/>.\_/ <Br/>\(")/ <Br/>-(_) <Br/>/(_)\ <Br/> <Br/>.\_/ <Br/>\(")/ <Br/>-(_) <Br/>/(_)\ <Br/>.\_/ <Br/> <Br/>\(")/ <Br/>-(_) <Br/>/(_)\ <Br/> <Br/>.\_/ <Br/>\(")/ <Br/>-(_) <Br/>/(_)\ <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>hahahahahahahahahahah
Machhar Aur Makhi ki Ho gayi Shaadi <Br/>Pahli hi rat se ho gaye Machhar ki BarBadi <Br/>Machhar ne kaha Meri to QISMAT hi PHOOTI hai <Br/>Makhi Roz Rat ko GOOD NIGHT laga kar soti hai.
Sincere Apology: If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, <Br/>then plz dont hesitate, <Br/>feel free to..... throw ur moBile!!
2 lovers plan 2 suicide. <Br/>Boy jumped first. <Br/>Girl closed her eyes n returnBack saying "LOVE IS BLIND" <Br/>Boy in the airopened his parachute saying "LOVE NEVER DIES"
Manzil ki taraf Badhte chalo jo dil kahe vo rah chuno. Piche walo ko age nahi jane do & jo age hai use B age niklo. TaBhi acche DRIVER BANOGE.
Who said english is easy???Fill in the Blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have Brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid..
3 tips to Break a mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror.... 2. Take mirror and just drop it.... 3. U just go and stand Before the mirror & SMILE. . .