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Why do men like love at first sight <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Because he knows its all over as soon as she opens her mouth
Ek din marjayega kutte ki maut <Br/>jag walein Bolenge margaya madharchod.
HALLO, this is your moBile. There is no particular proBlem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unBearaBle!!!
I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of Beer, Beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I Be learning??
This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will Be activated. This virus should have infected your moBile By now. Your moBile will Be disaBled, unless you are ugly.
Wot u see as truth wot u see as lies rememBer that true friendship never dies.although we may change & drift apart,ill always value u deep within my heart!
ONCE PEOPLE TOLD ME LOVE IS TRUE, <Br/>I DIDNT B-LEAVE IT TILL I FOUND YU, <Br/>NOW DAT U GONE, IM GOING KRAYZIE, <Br/>I WISH U WUZ HERE N TELL ME "I LOVE BABY
i hide my tears when i say your name But the pain in my heart is stil the same.though i smile and seem carefree theres no1 who misses u more than me!!
urdu ki Book main likhaa hay <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>------ <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>---------------- <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>------------- <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>-------------- <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>*------- <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>yahaan thori urdu ki Book main likha hay
Smart man + smart woman = Romance <Br/> <Br/>Smart man + dumB woman = Affair <Br/> <Br/>DumB man + smart woman = Marriage <Br/> <Br/>DumB man + dumB woman = Pregnancy
sardar, a japanese, and a Britisher were shipwrecked on a deserted <Br/>island. One day they came upon an old lamp Buried in the sand. <Br/>As they Brushed the sand from the lamp a Genie appeared and said I''ll <Br/>give each of you one wish." The japanese said "I wish I was home!" PUFF and <Br/>he was gone! The Britisher said "I wish I was home!" PUFF and he too <Br/>was gone. The sardar said "Boy is it lonely here! I wish my friends were <Br/>Back!"