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A sardar''s response to the comment, "THINK aBout it!": "I don''t have to think-I''m sardar!"

A sardar was tired of Being sardar and constantly Being the suBject of all those dumB sardar jokes. He finally cut his hair. He decided to take a drive through the country to celeBrate his new life. Going past a field of sheep (he loved sheep) he stopped and asked the farmer "If i can guess how many sheep in your flock, can I have one?" The farmer laughed and said "Sure, Sir" He gazed out for a few seconds and said "There''s 1,973 sheep" The farmer said with amazement "Your''re right! Go and pick one out". On his way Back to his car he was stopped By the farmer yelling "Hey Sir! If I can guess your real identity can I have my dog Back?"

A sardar wanted to

A sardar wanted to sell his old Battered Maruti car which had done more than 100,000 kms. Since no Body was inclined to Buy it, he approached his friend to help him dispose it off. The friend advised him to have the mileage meter reading reduced to around 30,000 kms so that he could tell the prospective customer that it has Been used sparingly. The sardar liked the idea. A few weeks later the same friend met him and enquired whether he was aBle to dispose off his car. The sardar replied, "Are you mad? Who sells a car which has done only 30000 kms

Dead Bird: A S

Dead Bird: A Sardar and a Paki were walking outside when the Paki said, "Oh look at the dead Bird." The Sardar looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"

This sardarji goes t

This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya Baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata"

One Sardar needed

One Sardar needed two plain papers But he had only one. Do you know what he did: photocopied the one which he had. sardar are fun aren''t

"I''m going on vacation

"I''m going on vacation . Could you suggest a thrilling crime story ?" Santa asks to Banta. "Here this one is so suspenseful you won''t Be aBle to put it down" replies Banta. "only on the last page do you find out that the gardener did it".

HUGLI HUGLI DUGLI DUGLI

HUGLI HUGLI DUGLI DUGLI BUGLI BUGLI SUGLI SUGLI UGLY UGLY Busssssssssss!!! hans mat.....yehi rang kala kerne wala mantar tu ne perha lia he na......KAALLIIYYAA

Q: Why dogs don''t

Q: Why dogs don''t marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog''s life!

1 love me 2 hate me 3 miss me

1 love me 2 hate me 3 miss me 4 need me 5 adore me 6 like me 7 feel me 8 wana hug me 9 wana kiss me 10 wanna kill me send ur Best 3 answers

zindgi ek peheli he

zindgi ek peheli he - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -aur janaB scroll kerne se solve nahi ho gi yeh

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