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Osama Bin Laden''s favourite song: <Br/>"O Main Nikla <Br/>Plane Leke <Br/>Raste Mein <Br/>New York Mein <Br/>Ek Mod Aaya <Br/>Main WTC Tod Aaya."
Beta Bola "papa papa mujhe Bandar dekhna hai". <Br/>Papa Bole, "Nahi Bete, aBhi nahi". <Br/>"Papa kyon ?" .......... <Br/>"Bete aBhi Bandar SMS padh raha hai"
To live a life, one n eeds Brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge,way of ______expression & many more mental <Br/>qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them
Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof,woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.Test <Br/>results: U r a good dog. Now stop Barking.
Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life Bright. Thank you so much......>>> PHILIPS TUBELIGHT!!
Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you woke up today?.... <Br/>1)Pray, so that u may live... <Br/> <Br/>2)Take a Bath-so that others may live too!!!!
Twinklw Twinkle LAZY STAR, kitna soyega uthja yaar, Up aBove d World so high,Sun has risen in d SKY,uthke jaldi PEELE CHAI, thn U Call & say me HI..(
>> A Brave guy pulled out 6 people from a Burning house... <Br/>>> still he was in jail.......why? <Br/>>> coz all the 6 were fireBrigade staff !
>> "Doctor, doctor, will i Be aBle to play the <Br/>>> violin after the operation?" <Br/>>> "yes of course...." <Br/>>> "Great ! i never could Before"
zindagi main tum Buhat gay jaoo gay <Br/>* <Br/>* <Br/>* <Br/>* <Br/>* <Br/>* <Br/>* <Br/>* <Br/>jahan Bhi jaoo gay <Br/>* <Br/>* <Br/>* <Br/>* <Br/>* <Br/>* <Br/>* <Br/>* <Br/>loog yehi kahain gain <Br/>* <Br/>* <Br/>* <Br/>* <Br/>* <Br/>* <Br/>* <Br/>* <Br/>chal Be chal <Br/>AGAY NIKAL !!!!!!!!
Good time, <Br/>Bad time, <Br/>night time, <Br/>day time, <Br/>work time, <Br/>off time, <Br/>sad time, <Br/>happy time, <Br/>in the mean time i''m thinking of you all the time
Bari warsi khatan gaya si, khat ke leyanda Taanga; Bari warsi khatan gaya si, khat ke leyanda Taanga; Oye agge ki? Agge Ghora ...