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A man loses everything
A man loses everything Bcoz of drinking; He sees empty Beer Botles & smashes d 1st one swearing <Br/>"u r d reason i dont have a wife", <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Smashes 2nd one saying "u r d reason i dont have a joB." <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Picks up 3rd Bottle & notices its sealed & full of Beer, he says <Br/> <Br/>"STAND ASIDE, I KNOW U R NOT INVOLVED!!"
Height of Adab
Height of AdaB <Br/>Main sirf ye soch kr paper khali de ata hun <Br/>k kahin teacher ye na kahen <Br/>k agay sa jawaB data hai . . . .:D
Kamzor Dil Wale Ye Msg Na Parhe''n ,
Kamzor Dil Wale <Br/>Ye Msg Na Parhe''n , <Br/>Na Amal Kare''n <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Bhaiyo''n "Geo Super" Pe <Br/>Pak v/s Aus Mtach <Br/>Ki Highlights Aa Rahi Hyn . . . =P;)
Most Innocent & Heart Touching
Most Innocent & Heart Touching <Br/>lines said By a Truely Loving Girl <Br/>to her lover Boy friend at Break up <Br/> <Br/>Kuttay Kameenay..!!J <Br/>a marr, dafa ho. <Br/>teri shakal pehle din se he kameeno jesi lagi thi mujhe, <Br/>Chimgadar ki shakal walay, <Br/>KhaBis Insan... ;->
Kuttay Kameenay..!!J
Kuttay Kameenay..!!J <Br/>a marr, dafa ho. <Br/>teri shakal pehle din se he kameeno jesi lagi thi mujhe, <Br/>Chimgadar ki shakal walay, <Br/>KhaBis Insan... ;->
Shadi Main Larki Ko
Shadi Main Larki Ko Itna Kyon Sajaya Jata Hai? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Any Guess? <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>OK <Br/> <Br/>I''ll Tell You... <Br/> <Br/>MAAL Jaisa Bhi Ho. <Br/>Packing Achi Honi Chahiye. :-)
When Stars Shine at Night in the Sky,
When Stars Shine at Night in the Sky, <Br/>My Body Blasts Like a BomBer. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Is Sher Main Mohtarma NaseeBo Laal Farmati Hain K: <Br/> <Br/>Jado Raat Nu Niklan Taray, <Br/> <Br/>Mera Badan Patakay Maray. :-)
Teacher To Pathan:
Teacher To Pathan: Where Were You Born? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Pathan Proudly Says: In KhyBer PakhtonKhua <Br/> <Br/>Teacher: Spell It. <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: I Think I was Born in N.W.F.P. :-)
GREAT INDIANS:
GREAT INDIANS: <Br/> <Br/>When Power Goes Off in US, <Br/>They call Power House. <Br/> <Br/>In China, <Br/>They Check Fuse <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>But in India, <Br/> <Br/>First thing is To check NeighBor''s House. <Br/> <Br/>"SaBki Gayi Hai Na?" <Br/>Buss!
Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.
Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Uske Agle Hafte hum Roz Shopping K Liye Jaayenge. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>HusBand: Aur Uske Agle Haftey Roz Mandir Jaayenge. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Wife: Kyo? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>HusBand- Bheek Mangenge. :
It iS A ChALLeNgE f0r u..
It iS A ChALLeNgE f0r u.. <Br/> <Br/>Ap KABhi Bh¡ kAr nAhi sAktE.. <Br/>HimAt hy t0 kAr kE DikhA0.. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>MErE # pE 100 kA LoAd... ;->
Universal msg 4 every girL...
Universal msg 4 every girL... <Br/> <Br/>"Kisi Bhi khooBsurat larki ko daikh <Br/>kr jealous na ho Balkay ye socho <Br/>k agr ye itni pyari hai to <Br/>isska Bhai kitna pyara hoga!

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