B SMS Messages22988 messages

''maine usay kitni Bar kaha ha k din main 8,9 glass pani piya kro, <Br/>"faraz" <Br/>lekin <Br/>wo phr B kehti hai k MERA TAN MAN PYASA CHANA WAY TERE PYAR DA.''
''Girl Ao chupan chupai khelty hy <Br/>Agr tmne mjhe dhund lia to men pora ander longi <Br/>Boy:agr main na dhund saka to? <Br/>Girl: aisa na kaho mein chhat py chupi hon gi''
''Ek dum latest and jhakaas way 2 propose.. <Br/>Boy- Xcuse me <Br/>Grl- jee kahiye <Br/> <Br/>Boy- Mere hone wale Bacho ki taraf se apko Happy Mother''s DAY.''
''Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you! <Br/> <Br/>Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya! <Br/> <Br/>Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you! <Br/>:D''
''Raton ko uth kar, <Br/>Khayalon se ho kar, <Br/>Yadon me kho kar, <Br/> <Br/>Tumhe kya khaBar hy, <Br/>Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon, <Br/> <Br/>Viraano me ja kar <Br/>Daman phe''la kar <Br/>Anson Baha kar <Br/> <Br/>Tumhe kya khaBar hy. <Br/>Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon, <Br/> <Br/>Tum to kaho ge, <Br/>SANAM mangta hon, <Br/>JANAM mangta hon, <Br/> <Br/>tum to kaho ge, <Br/>Kisi DIL RUBA ki, <Br/> <Br/>Kisi DIL NASHIN <Br/>ki wafa manga hon, <Br/> <Br/>Ye B ghlt hy <Br/>Wo B ghlt hy <Br/> <Br/>Me apne KHUDA se Sirf <Br/>"LIgHT" ane ki Dua mangta hon.;-)''
''Bhag Jaye Uski Beti Gadha Gaari Pe <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>FARAZ!! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Jisne PaBandi Lagai hai DouBle Sawaari Pe!!''
''Woh Kya Hane Mere Dil Pe kya Guzri Us Waqt <Br/> <Br/>"FARAZ" <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>JaB Usne Meri Taraf Dekha Aur Boli, <Br/> <Br/>Excuse Me! <Br/> <Br/>Ye Naak Wala Rumaal Aapka Hai? :-)''
''Samandar k Kinare Baitha Hon FARAZ! <Br/> <Br/>KaBhi na KaBhi to Leher Aaye Gi <Br/> <Br/>Qismat Badle ya Na Badle <Br/> <Br/>Kam az Kam <Br/> <Br/>Chappal to Dhul Jayegi. :-)''
''Wafa usS zmanay ki Baat hai SAQI, <Br/> <Br/>JaB Bottle 7 aur petrol 57 rupay tha.''
''2 friends, <Br/> <Br/>“see” & “saw”: <Br/> <Br/>1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea. <Br/>“See” saw sea and jumped in sea. <Br/>“Saw” didnt see sea But jumped in sea. <Br/>“See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea. <Br/>“See” “saw” Both saw sea & Both “saw” & “see” were happy to see Sea. <Br/> <Br/>That is how to exercise your Brain..!''
''Bus itna he Kaha tha Barson ka Payasa Hon FARAZ... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Us nay Pipe Moun me dal kr motor hi chala dali..''
''Ek kutta B0hat akarr k chal raha tha. <Br/> <Br/>Sher ne pucha tu kis khushi me akarr raha hai? <Br/> <Br/>T0 kutty ne kaha: <Br/> <Br/>0ye aram se. <Br/>Hamare Baap ki hukumat hai...''