B SMS Messages22988 messages

''Kash tum waday niBha jatay, Kisi surat dil mera Behla jatay <Br/>Agar “Cornetto” k paisay nahi thay to kia hoa, 5 rupay wali “Qulfi” hi khila jatay <Br/> <Br/>Dil se JaB Hum Tumhe Yaad Karte hain. <Br/> <Br/>Aap Ka Sapno Main Hum Didar karte Hain. <Br/> <Br/>JaB say Dekha Hai Aap Ko QareeB Say. <Br/> <Br/>AB To Bas TOBA ASTAGHFAR Karte Hain.''
''A rupee is easy 2 earn... <Br/>But a smile is hard 2 find... <Br/>rupee loses its value... <Br/>smile increases its worth.. <Br/>i lost a rupee when i sms u... <Br/>But who cares! <Br/>i won ur smile...''
''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son? <Br/>SON: Under Water, Dad. <Br/>FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean? <Br/>SON: They Are "Below C Level"''
''MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar Bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re? <Br/>CIRCUIT:simple he Bhai, Bina sui wala injection lene ka''
''Boti we tu dyl na dyde Biwi no kidhe dil na dyde saari umer ronda re ga makeup da Bill na dyde''
''---tension sms---- <Br/>Is sms mai apni sari Tensions Fill kero <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>ker di..? <Br/>Good <Br/>aB is sms ko-Ravi- mai Bhank aoo <Br/> <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>ku k tension lyny ka Nai dyny ka :) <Br/>hahah''
''TERI AANKHEIN JHUKI JHUKI, <Br/>TERA CHEHRA KHILA KHILA, <Br/>TERI AANKHEIN JHUKI JHUKI, <Br/>TERA CHEHRA KHILA KHILA, <Br/>JAB TERE GALOON PAR SE HAATH GHUMAYA, <Br/>TO AADHA KILO FAIR AND LOVELY MILA.''
''Wo ped kya jis mein dali na ho, <Br/>Wo Baag kya jis mein mali na ho, <Br/>Wo ghar kya jis mein ghar wali na ho, <Br/>Aur wo mard kya jis ki Bahar wali na ho.''
''LaB khamosh hote hain jaB tum saamne aati ho, <Br/>Dil dhadakta hai jaB nigaahein milaati ho, <Br/>Saans ruk jaati hai jaB muskuraate ho, <Br/>Bhoot ho kya jo tum itna daraate ho.''
''Aapko kya lagta hai hum aapse flirt karte hain, <Br/>Ruko, samBhlo, aBhi ke aBhi aapko alert karte hain, <Br/>Arre yeh to mahol aur mausam kaa asaar hai, <Br/>Warna aise waisson par hum Bhi time waste nahi karte hain.''
''Badli hai duniya, kuchch kuchch main Bhi Badal gaya hoon, <Br/>Pahle Bekaar tha aB S/W Programmer Ban gaya hoon, <Br/>VC aaye to VB mein daal do, VB aaye to VC mein daal do, <Br/>Seedhe seedhe saBko museeBat mein daal do,''
''Naa hame haarna aata hai, Naa hame jeetna aata hai, <Br/>Hame to sirf ladki ko dekh ke seety Bajana aata hai.''