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''GazaB Ka Nakhra AjeeB Style Hai. <Br/>MSG nai Karty Or Khety Ho Mery Pas MoBile Hai. <Br/>Be-Sharmi Ke Had Tu Dekho <Br/>Ye Parh K Bhi Aap K Cheray Pe Smile Hai.''
''Barray Zalim Hain Teri Gali K Bachay Faraz. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Kutta Peechay Laga K Kehte Hain. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Aazma Luck Aazma <Br/>Apni Qismat Ki Baazi, Azma. :-)''
''Is Mulk ko Mulk Banaye Ga Pathan <Br/> <Br/>Her Zulm k Khilaf Awaz Uthae Ga Pathan <Br/> <Br/>Hai Waada Agar Saath Den SuB to <Br/> <Br/>Chand pe Bhi NASWAR ki Dukaan Lagaye Ga Pathan. :-)''
''Tera Hone Laga Hon Remix: <Br/> <Br/>Failing in the Tests is Like a New Trend in the Coaching. <Br/>SIR feel Me. Sir Feel Me. <Br/> <Br/>Thinking ABout the Fun We Making and the Sheet We Sharing. <Br/>SIR Heal Me. SIR Heal Me. <Br/> <Br/>Ayi Jo Meri Supplee Supplee. Mera to Bura Haal Hua. <Br/>Ammi Se Pare Joote Joote. <Br/> <Br/>ABBu Ka Bhi Jalal Hua, <Br/>FAAAAil. Hota Raha Hon. JaB Bhi Parha Hun. Fail He Hua Hon.
''Hello Janu! <Br/> <Br/>Plz Mera Ye sms Apny Ammi ABBu k Samnay Oonchi Awaz Main Parhna <Br/> <Br/>Ok? <Br/> <Br/>Ready <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Dulha Mil Gaya <Br/>Dulha Mil Gaya Mil Gaya...... :-''
''Girl to Doctor: <Br/> <Br/>Last time Aap ne Mera ABortion Kiya, <Br/>To Aap BLADE Ander Bhool Gaye Thy. <Br/> <Br/>Mere 10 Dost na Mard ho Gaye, <Br/> <Br/>8 k Khoon Nikal Aaya <Br/> <Br/>Aur <Br/> <Br/>19 ki Ungliyan Cut Gaien. :-D''
''What is the Difference Between Dost and Condom? <Br/> <Br/>1. Dost musiBat mai kaam aata hai aur Condom MusiBat Aane hi nahin deta. <Br/> <Br/>2. Date per Dost sath ho aur Condom na ho to Girlfriend naraz ho jati hai. <Br/> <Br/>3. Dost k Saath Zindagi k liye lekin Condom ka Saath kuch lamhay k liye hota hai. <Br/> <Br/>4. Dost juda ho kar Dhoka deta hai aur Condom phat kar. <Br/> <Br/>5. Dost Anmol hota hai aur Condom 6 rupay k 4 Miltay hain...''
''{}.{}, <Br/>/@ / "^----:":* <Br/>\,,/" /TOYOTA * * / ,,/\,\/ ,,/\, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Petrol 66.70 Rupay hai <Br/> <Br/>Is liye Aapke Aney Haaney k Liye Paish Hai. <Br/> <Br/>"KHOTA TOYOTA" <Br/> <Br/>Model 2010 <Br/> <Br/>Petrol ka Dushman, <Br/> <Br/>jaB tak Dil kary Chalate raho, <Br/> <Br/>5 years Maintenance Free, <Br/> <Br/>Sponsered By: <Br/> <Br/>Jahan KhuaB Wahan KHOTA TOYOTA. :-)''
''uSAY KAHA B THA k tMHARI sHALWAR PHATI HUE HAI faraz <Br/>Beghairat Muskura kar kheta hai "HOLAY HOLAY SE HAWA LAGTI HAI"''
''Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: <Br/>“can kids of our age have kids?” <Br/> <Br/>Teacher replied ” NO Never!!” <Br/> <Br/>Boy said to girl : <Br/>“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.''
''GhaliB farmaty hain <Br/> <Br/>Ishq karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo <Br/> <Br/>Ishq Karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo <Br/> <Br/>Agar Phir Bhi Samaj Na Aaye To <Br/> <Br/>Film ''TERE NAAM'' Dekh Lo.''
<Br/>"Andar ana mana ha" <Br/> <Br/>MuhaBat muskrati hui i <Br/> <Br/>Dil k darwazey par kadam rkha <Br/>Or <Br/>kehne lagi <Br/>"Maf krna!:-) <Br/>Mai Andhi huN:-)''