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''Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola:

''Ek kavi shaadi ke Baad Biwi se Bola: Aaj se tum hi meri kavita ho,kalpana ho, Bhawana ho! Patni: Mere liye Bhi aaj se aap hi dinesh ho, rohit ho,rakesh ho!''

''Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,

''Dil ki Baat dil mein mat rakhna, Jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna, Agar wo gusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat, Raakhi nikalna aur kehna pyari Behna milti rehna.''

''Film k poster k uper

''Film k poster k uper kisi peer k urras ka poster lag gaya dono thory phat gay or txt ye Ban gaya 1 ticket me 2 mazy movie k Bad langer B hoga Hazrat Allama MOlana Gujjar Badmash Sultan Rahi k ful action khawaten k liye pardy ka khas intazam Nargis k dill fareB raqs me shariq ho k sawaB-e-daren hasil karen!''

''Chappal chhoti ho to

''Chappal chhoti ho to Panw me nahi aati Biwi moti ho to Bahon me nahi aati''

''Mohabbat ka sirap ho tum,

''MohaBBat ka sirap ho tum, Tension ka capsule ho tum, Aafat ka injection ho tum, Par kya kare jhelna padta hai, Kyonki... DOSTI ka oxigen ho tum.''

''Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi

''Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi Aankho se ashqo ki dhara Beh gayi Are tumahri Bhi kya izaat reh gayi JaB class ki ladki Bhaiya keh gayi

''Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi

''Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi Liya paper aur tasveer aapki Banayi Socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge Magar vo to Bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...''

''Oooooooooooooooo

''Oooooooooooooooo!!!Huzoor Bhad mein gaya tera suroor, Surat se tu lagta khajoor, Bidi Ki Factory ka majdoor, Chal Ho jaa Dooooor, Saale Langoor.''

''Shayar hun main aawara math samajhna,

''Shayar hun main aawara math samajhna, logon ko hasaane wala hun joker math samajhna, pati hun apni Biwi ka kisi aur ka math samajhna, agar yeh dekh kar aap hasey to mujhey shaBashi de dena, nahi hasey to ek aam shayar hun ghaliB math samajh lena''

''Ashik ban gaya,Mat karo waar,

''Ashik Ban gaya,Mat karo waar, Bura nahee ye pyaar,Bura hai intezaar. Letter diyaa to, Thappad mat maro yaar, Bura nahee ye ikraar,Bura hai inkaar. SharaaBee Bana to,Mat dalo ilzaam, Bura nahee ye jaam,Bura hai anjaam.''

''Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain

''Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain Bilkul jaise kal chamak rahe the...(wah wah)''

''Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,

''Ladki Boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, MohaBBat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka Bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, MohaBBat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.

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