''Aap ke haath mein MoBile hai,
<Br/>chehray pe khooB Smile hai,
<Br/>Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
<Br/>phir Bhi sms nahi karte ho,
<Br/>Ye kon sa STYle hai''
''Roshni deker dooB jana koi suraj se seekhey..
<Br/>Dil deker dard lena ki ada koi humse seekhey..
<Br/>kuch na deker Dil lena koi unse seekhey..
<Br/>SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Appse seekhey''
''*Meri taraf say apko 1 "PAPPI"
<Br/>Apki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI"
<Br/>Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI"
<Br/>Batau Q?
<Br/>Aaj hi mere "DOGGY" ne 10 "PAPPI" ko janam dia hai!''
''kaBi to hamari gali aao,,,
<Br/>thora sa sharmao,,,,,,
<Br/>aur muskrao,,
<Br/>apni ankhon se zulfen uthao,,
<Br/>hamary ghr ki Bell Bajao,,,
<Br/>aur,,,
<Br/>awaz lagao,,,
<Br/>kachra de doooooooooooo,,,,''
''''''''juBBhi tere awaz sunne ko g chahta hai,,''''
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<Br/>**utha k pathar kutte ko maar deta hoon,,,,**aaoon aaoon aaoon''
''1 student exam k paper pay apne hath ka diagram Bana raha tha to nigran nay pocha k iss paper main to hath ki diagram ka swal nahi hai
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<Br/>student reply.
<Br/>sir main diagram nahi Bana raha paper Banane wale pay lanat Bhaj raha hon''
''dil ka dard hamen Bataty q nahi,
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<Br/>dosti ka haq hum pe jatate q nahi,
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<Br/>tarpo ge aise hi har roz dard se,
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<Br/>tumhe qaBz hai to ispaghol khaty q nahi!!!!!!''
