''LaBon ne aajkal muskurana chor dya hy
<Br/>KhwaBon ne palkon pe aana chor dya hy
<Br/>Nahi khulti hai ankh aB to sehri mein
<Br/>Shayed ap ne peepa Bjana chor diya hy''
''KASHTI Chli KINARA chor dia
<Br/>ASMAN ne SITARA Tur dia
<Br/>Tu B to Aj tak nai Sudra
<Br/>Jahan Dekhi DIWAR
<Br/>
<Br/>( ''.'')
<Br/>( )_, - - .
<Br/>L L ,,:
<Br/>Wahin fawara chor dia.''
''Pagal Haathi ne chuonti ko tang kiya to chuonti seedhi Hathni ke pass gaee aur kaha Dekho Behen apne shoher ko samjha lo warna MARD hamaray ghar main B hain...@''
''1 Pathan apna rishta dekhnay gaya
<Br/>ghr walo ne kaha dono ko akela chor do
<Br/>Pathan girl se: Baji ap log kitnay Bahan Bhai hen
<Br/>Larki gusy se pahly 5 thy aB 6 hein.''
''1 sharif admi shadi ke Bad apni Bv se Bola:
<Br/>Ajse tum hi meri zenat ho, izat ho, tamanna ho
<Br/>Bivi:Mere lye Bhi aj se ap hi Mohsin ho,Irfan ho, ZuBair ho,Imran ho.''
''1 Sardar Electrical Engineer ki post ke liye INTERVIEW dene gaya?
<Br/>interviewer ne poucha Electric Motor kese chalti he
<Br/>
<Br/>Sardar BOLA
<Br/>
<Br/>Turrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.''
''1 admi apni Biwi ko dafna k ghar aya to ASMAN per Bijli karakne lagi or toofan aa gaya
<Br/>admi asman ki taraf dekh kr Bola lagta hy
<Br/>
<Br/>"POHANCH GAI"''
''FRIEND: JB Garmi lagti hy To kia krte ho?
<Br/>
<Br/>PATHAN: Hm SB A.C K samne Beth jate hain..
<Br/>
<Br/>FRIND: JB us se B zyada garmi lage to?
<Br/>
<Br/>PATHAN: Phr hm AC On Kr lete hain.''
''mere pyare allah mian
<Br/>tere raz B gehre hain
<Br/>
<Br/>un k rozay sehri wale
<Br/>mere 8 pehre hain
<Br/>
<Br/>dawat roza khulwane ki
<Br/>unain milay sarkari ha
<Br/>
<Br/>mere Bacha roza rak k
<Br/>dhonta phirray iftari ha''
