B SMS Messages22988 messages

''1 guy suddenly got up in a plane <Br/>and said ''Hijack'' <Br/>EveryBody put their hands up. <Br/>Then suddenly Another guy <Br/>from other side got up and said <Br/>''Hijohn''''
''Sehwag''s son : Are dekho maa. <Br/>Papa sixer pe sixer mare ja rahe hain. <Br/>Sehwag''s wife : Beta ye <Br/>ADVERTISEMENT hogi.''
''Jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida, <Br/>Jis se dil na hona chahe juda, <Br/>Jiska style hai lajawaaB, <Br/>Woh Aap nahi Hum hain JanaB.''
''How v analyse things 4m outside <Br/>depends on how d thoughts r inside us. <Br/>Like Rs.500 seems Big when v go 2 a temple <Br/>& So small when v go 2 a hotel. <Br/>Think aBt it!''
''Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro BolI "Shukriya Bhai Jan"''
''KaBhi hosla Bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, JaB saat din main Bhi khujali na mite, to 8th din naha lana chahiye.''
''We will now upgrade your Brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!''
''If you think there is good in everyBody, you haven''t met everyBody.''
''What is the difference Between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!''
''Crime doesn''t pay...Does that mean my joB is a crime?''
''This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, Busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.''
''This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, Busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.''