B SMS Messages22988 messages

''hame to sms ne loota call mein kaha dum tha mere sms wha ponche jin kanjooso ke pass Bal nhe tha''
''''Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se <Br/>tum shikari nahin Ban jao gey <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>Theek usi tarah 2-3 SMS karney se <Br/>tum Bhikari nahin Ban jaoge !!!''
''Khud ko kr kanjoos itna <Br/>k har SmS Bhejny sy pehly <Br/>. <Br/>Service center waly call kr k khud poochen <Br/>. <Br/>Paa g <Br/>Pakki gall a <Br/>Bhejna ay <Br/>k sending fail kariye.:-/
''Saaray gawahon aur Bayanon ko <Br/> <Br/>Mad-e-nazar rakhtay huey <Br/>ye Adalat <Br/> <Br/>dafa 420 k tahet <Br/>$m$ Parhnay walay ko <Br/>$m$ na Bhejnay k jurm main <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>“KANJOOS” Qarar deti Hay.!
''Tumhari Kanjoosi Dil Ko Bah <Br/>Gai, <Br/> <Br/>Mujhey Bhi Apne Balansce Ki Qader <Br/>Aa Gai <Br/> <Br/>SochaaB Tum Ko Message Na Karon, <Br/> <Br/>Magar <Br/> <Br/>Ye KamBakht Dosti Teri Yaad aa Gai,''
''BArish k Bäd suraj ata hai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>raät k Bad din ata hai, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>hansi k Bad ghum ata hai, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>par Ek ap ka SMS hai jo world Cup ki tarah 4 saal Bhad aata hai.
''Aap k haath mein MoBile hai, <Br/>chehray pe khooB Smile hai, <Br/>Msgs ki achi khasi File hai, <Br/>phir Bhi sms nahi karte ho, <Br/>Ye kon sa STYle hai''
''Kuch tey perday daari rakh, pawain pyar Bazaari rukh, phone tey tu kerna nahi, merjaniya miss calan tey mari rukh.''
''Banday kol moBile v howy, <Br/> <Br/>Balance v howy <Br/> <Br/>sada numBer v howy <Br/> <Br/>tay Banda faregh v howy <Br/> <Br/>wat v Banda sanoo msg na kare, <Br/> <Br/>Arman ta lagday afsos ta lagday…?
''__,Δ___ <Br/>/____,_/ \ .;’;’;., <Br/>,l__[]__l__! ,,)(,, <Br/>Its My House <Br/>Gift 4u <Br/>Agar Chaho Sale Kr K Balnc Dlwa Lo <Br/>Main Road P Reh Lon GA <Br/>Magar ApK SMS K Bina Nai
''=o00o===o00o= <Br/>/ / ,***. / / <Br/>\ ''( o o ) / <Br/>'') (--) / <Br/> <Br/>Oye Hello..! <Br/> <Br/>Ye Harktein Choro, <Br/> <Br/>Chalo ShaBash. . . <Br/> <Br/>Neeche utro aur mujhy SMS Karo.!!
''KaBhi KaBhi Yunhi Sochta Hon, <Br/> <Br/>Usne Meri MuhaBBat Ko Kyon Thukraya. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>JaB K Har Dafa <Br/> <Br/>Maine He Diya Tha Rakshay Ka Kiraya. :-)