Mariz:Mere oper wali darrh ko keera kha rha he
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<Br/>Sardar Dr. ne neche wali daarh nikal di
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<Br/>Mariz: JanaB oper wali ko kha rha tha
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<Br/>Sardar Dr.: neche wali pe khara ho k khata tha
§ardar Made A Call To Airport & Asked:
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<Br/>"How Long Is The Journey From PunjaB To America?"
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<Br/>Receptionist:
<Br/>One Second Sir.
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<Br/>§ardar:
<Br/>"OK ! Thank You"
1 srdar ji khali katori mein roti duBo k kha raha tha
<Br/>Waiter ne dkha to pucha: Ap kia kr rhe hain?
<Br/>Srdrji: Me maths ka teacher hu, Mene daal suppose ki hui hai!
Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?
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<Br/>Banta: All False.
<Br/>Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination
Sardar to doctor:
<Br/>"mein susu suBah 6 Buje karta hon & poty 7 Buje"
<Br/>Docter:"tu es mein proBlem kya hai"?
<Br/>Sardar :"oo jee meri ankh 8 Buje khulti hai"
Prince charles & sardarji were having dinner.
<Br/>Prince said, "pass the wine you divine"
<Br/>Sardar thinks "how poetic"
<Br/>Sardar says, "pass the custard you Bastard
Sardar Pathan se:
<Br/>Yaar meri Saas ka Birthday hy, koi sasti or achi antique cheez Btao jo usey doon
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<Br/>Pathan:
<Br/>O Khocha, esa karo Hamara Sussar de do:-D
1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI kehne ki Boht aadat thi,
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<Br/>SHadi ki raat apne room me gya or Dulhan ka Ghoonghat utha k Bola,
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<Br/>"KAISA LAG RAHA HAI
<Br/>TERA BHAI".....
What is common Between Allama IqBal, Gaandhi and Qaid-a-Aazam???
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<Br/>"All were Born on Government Holidays".
Sardar K Restaurant Per Customer Ne Kaha:
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<Br/>O Sardar Ji Soup Me Makkhi Hai,
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<Br/>Sardar Ji: Oye! Dil Bara Ker Yaar,
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<Br/>Makkhi Tera Kitna Soup Pi Jaye Gi... :-) :-)
1st Sardar:
<Br/>Yaar Koi Aisa KaroBaar Bata Jis Men Zyada Munaafa Ho?
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<Br/>2nd Sardar:
<Br/>Aisa Kar Sardiyon Men Sasti Baraf Le Kar Garmiyon Men Baich Dey.. :-)
A man jumpd in water&didnt cum out
<Br/>Anothr man jumpd in the watr & didnt cum out
<Br/>A sardar watching frm a distance concluded dat
<Br/>"human Beings r soluBle in water"
