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Khamosh palko se jB ansu Bikr jate han <Br/>ap kia jane ap ktne yad ate hen <Br/>ABi B usi mor pe khare han jaha <Br/>Ap ne kaha ta <Br/>tehro hum <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>PAKORAY le k ate hen!
Ghar me practis karna <Br/> <Br/>1. Aik angoor lo <Br/> <Br/>2. Hath me pakro <Br/> <Br/>3. AB upne danto k Beech me rakho <Br/> <Br/>4. AB ahista se sheeshe me dekho <Br/> <Br/>WAH! LANGOOR K MUNH ME ANGOOR.:-
Aj <Br/>Meri <Br/>Sim <Br/>Ka <Br/>Birthday <Br/>Hai. <Br/>Ap <Br/>Chahein <Br/>To <Br/>Gift <Br/>Samajh <Br/>kar <Br/>is <Br/>mai <Br/>100 Rs <Br/>Ka <Br/>Balance <Br/>Dalwa <Br/>Sakte <Br/>Hain <Br/>ALLAH <Br/>Ne <Br/>chaha <Br/>To <Br/>Aglay <Br/>Maheene <Br/>Phir "Birth Day" <Br/>Manain gay
1 kharB <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>1 araB <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>1 karor <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>1 lakh <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>1 hazar <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>1 so <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>1 dafa <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>I LOVE YOU <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Meri jaan <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Mery chand <Br/> <Br/>Mery sohny <Br/> <Br/>Mery pyary <Br/> <Br/>PAKISTAN <Br/>kia smjhe nadaan?
eXams are there, <Br/>at the paper u stare; <Br/>the answer is nowhere, <Br/>which makes u pull ur hair. <Br/>The teachers make u glare, <Br/>the grades r not fair, <Br/>But just like the past 20 yrs, <Br/>WE DONT CARE !!
<Br/> <Br/>3 sardar after exam <Br/>1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha <Br/>main paper khali chor aya hon. <Br/> <Br/>2nd: Main Bhi! <Br/> <Br/>3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe <Br/>gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p <Br/>
Congratulations! <Br/>Good news for Karachi University students <Br/>Exams of Uni have Been postponed upto june <Br/>To confirm goto site <Br/>www.stop dreaming & start studying.com
<Br/> <Br/>Baap: <Br/>Itne kum marks..?? <Br/>2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!! <Br/> <Br/>Beta: Han papa! <Br/>mein nay to us kameenay mastar <Br/>ka ghar Bhi dekh liya hay…!! <Br/>
Har sawal say dut ker larna, <Br/>Phainkhnay me kami mat karna, <Br/>Moqa milay to pichay Bhi dekhna, <Br/>aur 1 Bat yaad rakhna, <Br/>aagay walay ka paper apna samajhna.
Human Brain is the most <Br/>outstanding oBject in world. <Br/>It functions 24 hours a day, <Br/>365 days a year. <Br/>It functions right from the time we are Born, <Br/>and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
To Be a “Good professional”, <Br/>always start to study late for “Exams”. <Br/>Because it teaches how to manage “Time” <Br/>and tackle “Emergencies”!!
<Br/> <Br/>Yahoooooo……!!!! <Br/> <Br/>Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi <Br/> <Br/>(’;'') <Br/> <Br/>Pen <Br/>Pencil <Br/>Scale <Br/>Eraser <Br/>Uniform <Br/>ID Card <Br/> <Br/>SuB tayyar hay, <Br/> <Br/>AB Bus…. <Br/> <Br/>Parhna Baqi hay :p <Br/>