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Jo Log Sms Wusool Kr Rahe hen Un Se Guzarish hy <Br/>K <Br/>JawaBi Sms <Br/>Laazmi irsaal Kren <Br/> <Br/>JawaB Mosool Na honay Ki Surat men sms Ki Farahmi <Br/>Munqata Krdi Jaeygi.
1 Bacha Bench Pr Betha 1 k Bad 1 Toffee Kha Rha Tha. <Br/> <Br/>1 Admi Ne Dekha Tu Bola: Jo Log Ziada Metha Khate Hen Un Ka Jaldi Intiqal Ho Jata He <Br/> <Br/>Bacha: Mere Dada Ki Umr 106 Sal Thi. <Br/> <Br/>Admi: Acha! Wo Metha Kam Khate Hon ge? Hai na. <Br/> <Br/>Bacha: Nhi Wo Apne Kam Se Kam Rakhte The
Pathan Apni Biwi Ko Doctor Ko Dekhane Le Gaya, <Br/> <Br/>Aur Dr. Ko Bohat Mara. SuB Ne Poocha: <Br/> <Br/>"Kya Huwa??" Pathan: "Saala Dr. Bolta <Br/> <Br/>Hy Amari Biwi Ka ''BP'' Dekhna Hy.."
Mercedez Benz on easy instalment of Rs 999/- a month. <Br/> <Br/>No downpayment. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Please log on to www.apniaukatmainrahkhotaya.com.
EK pathan apny Cat say Bhut paryshan Hota HA...... <Br/> <Br/>Ek din uski cat ki taByat kharaB hojati ha tu wo kapny lagti ha... <Br/> <Br/>pathan ..doctor k pas jata ha <Br/> <Br/>o docotr sB is ko dhko kaB say viBration pay is charging khatam ho tu ya mary... <Br/> <Br/>doctor...ya janwaro ka hospital ha is say moBile market lay jao...Cool
Memon At Petrol Pump <Br/> <Br/>Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do <Br/> <Br/>Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva <Br/>K Kahan Jana Hai? <Br/> <Br/>Memon: Jana Kahan Hai <Br/> <Br/>Hm to Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen..
Pathan: <Br/>Yaar Bakray Ki ZaBaan Khao Gay? <Br/>2nd: <Br/>Nahi, Main Moun Say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata.. <Br/>1st: <Br/>Acha, <Br/>To Phir Ye Lo, <Br/>Anda Khao..!!
Nurse : MuBarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy <Br/>Kia Name Socha Hy <Br/> <Br/>BAP:Nurse Ko Cherty Hue Ap Itni Sexy Aur <Br/>Beautiful Hen Ap Hi Koi Nam Bta Dein <Br/> <Br/>NURSE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.
Beta: <Br/>Papa aap ko Cancer howa hai phir aap saB ko AIDS kiyun Bataatay ho? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Baap: <Br/>Taakay mere merne ke Baad koi teri maa ko hath na laga sake.
<Br/> <Br/>Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai <Br/> <Br/>suBajh sham dil Beqrar rehta har <Br/> <Br/>koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani Bhejo <Br/> <Br/>tum se raBta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai <Br/> <Br/>hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara <Br/> <Br/>dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai <Br/> <Br/>teray her lafz se roshni photti hai <Br/> <Br/>teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai <Br/> <Br/>aB to mushkil hai is package se Bachna <Br/> <Br/>10 rupes loan “U” walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai <Br/>
Kal B SMS zinda tha, <Br/>Aaj B SMS zinda hy, <Br/> <Br/>Tum kitne tax lagao gey, <Br/> <Br/>Her moBile se SMS nikle ga. <Br/> <Br/> (".)/'' Naar-e-Msg <Br/> >)) <Br/>_//_ <Br/> <Br/> (.")/'' Zinda Bad <Br/> >)) <Br/>_//_...
1 pthan 2nd pathan se puchta he k, <Br/>Yara kya tm ne generator me petrol ki jaga COCACOLA DALA HE? <Br/> <Br/>2nd pathan;nhn yara <Br/> <Br/>1st pthan:to yeh Brrrr Brrrr kyo krta he?