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Happy mirasi day <Br/>:) <Br/>Ye msg usko Bhejo jo apki nazr mein dunya ka sB se Bara mirasi ho. <Br/> <Br/>Mene to Bhej dia ha.aB mujhy send kr k mirasio wali harkat mat karna :)
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High Level Insult.... <Br/> <Br/>Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another. <Br/> <Br/>Man NearBy: <Br/>People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long. <Br/> <Br/>Johnny: <Br/>My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old. <Br/> <Br/>Man: <Br/>Did He Eat Many Sweets? <Br/> <Br/>Johnny: <Br/>No, He Always Minded His Own Business
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Patient: Doctor, You <Br/>Must Help Me, I Keep <Br/>Losing My Temper With <Br/>People <Br/>Doctor: Tell me ABout <Br/>Your ProBlem <Br/>Patient: I Just Did <Br/>You Stupid Bastard ..
A golden message for youngsters.... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>A Bright future CAN give u many Beautiful girls.... <Br/> <Br/>But a Beautiful girl CANNOT give u a Bright future....
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