Teacher: Bachcho kya tum jante ho?
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<Br/>Qayamat kaB aayegi?
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<Br/>Student: YE$ MI$$,
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<Br/>JaB Valentine day aur Raksha Bandhan ek hi din hoga.
Friends Balloons ki tarah hote hain,
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<Br/>ek dafa hath se chhoot jain to wapas nahi ate
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<Br/>Is lia main sochta hon,
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<Br/>tumhari hawa nikal k apne pas he rakh lon!
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
<Br/>to you
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<Br/>shocked ?
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<Br/>actully aaj ke Din
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<Br/>''James Hawk''
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<Br/>nay DHAKKAN Banaya tha
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<Br/>tou mainay socha her DHAKKAN ko wish kur doon;)
5 Things U Hate when Ur Parents Ask:
<Br/>1-Y R U Late?
<Br/>2-Y U Need So Much Money?
<Br/>3-Y Does She/He Call U?
<Br/>4-Y Such Low Marks?&
<Br/>5-Y Can''t U Be as good as MUZAMMIL;-)
Pathan proposed a girl wid romantic poetry,
<Br/>Kutta mar gaya razai me
<Br/>Mai pagl hon teri judai me
<Br/>Pani mei machar ter nai sakta..
<Br/>Pathan tere Bin reh nahi sakta
BOY: Apni Beti ki shadi mujse kar dain mei apko us k wazan k BraBar sona dunga
<Br/>MEMON: Muje waqt do
<Br/>BOY: sochne ko?
<Br/>MEMON: Nahi Beti ka wazn Barhanay k lyae
75 Year Old Lady Ne News Paper Me Add Dya
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<Br/>"ZAROORAT-e-RISHTA"
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<Br/>7 Din K Bad Ek Letter Aya
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<Br/>.Ama is Umer Mein Rishtey Nahi, Farishtey Atey Hain"
A Student Wrote A Letter To His Father From Hostel:
<Br/>Dear Dad! No Money, No Fun!
<Br/>Ur Son!
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<Br/>His Father Replied:
<Br/>Dear Son,
<Br/>So Sad, Very Bad!
<Br/>Ur Dad.
SuBah
<Br/>SMS
<Br/>Sham
<Br/>SMS
<Br/>Din Men
<Br/>SMS
<Br/>Raat Men
<Br/>SMS
<Br/>Ghar Men
<Br/>SMS
<Br/>Office Men
<Br/>SMS
<Br/>Jeena
<Br/>SMS
<Br/>Marna
<Br/>SMS
<Br/>Akhir Kya Hai
<Br/>Ye SMS ?
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<Br/>S= SUB Ko
<Br/>M= MohaBat Se
<Br/>S= Satao.
Molviyon k group mai 1 Ne kaha, jaBB raste mai
<Br/>larki Nazar Aaey to
<Br/>ASTAGHFIRULLAH parhna!
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<Br/>Kafi der Bad 1 Ne kaha
<Br/>ASTAGHFIRULLAH!
<Br/>Baqi Bole,
<Br/>"KIDHER?"
<Br/>"KIDHER"
