B SMS Messages22988 messages

Aik Baat hmesha yaad rakhna.. <Br/> <Br/>Qalm ki ahmiat Talwar se zyada hoti hai, <Br/> <Br/>Kion k.. <Br/> <Br/>Talawar se <Br/> <Br/>Shalwar mein Narha nahi dala ja sakta
(Naqqalo) se Hoshi''yar <Br/> <Br/>Asli SMS Ki <Br/>Pehchan <Br/> <Br/>Apun ka sms <Br/> <Br/>Har sms anokha, naya & Internatinol mayar k mutaBiq. <Br/>Purany, ghisy pitay, Byhoda, Bazari SMS se parhez kijye, <Br/>TaByat zyada Bor ho to hamare Num <Br/>Pr 100 Rps Send karen or 999 asli SMS <Br/>or1000 Rs. Mai 1 saal tk sms <Br/>Receve Karen <Br/>Shukria:-)
Girl: Mujhe 1 Aesa Shohar Chahiye Jo Achi Achi Baaten Kare, <Br/>Hansi Mazaq Kare, <Br/>Or Mere Liye Romantic Gaane Gaye! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Larka: Tumhen Shohar Nhi <Br/> <Br/>FM Radio Chahiye
Kise ki zulf Paryshn kise ka daman chak'''' <Br/> <Br/>SMS ko Bh log karoBar Banye phrty han
Zrore to nai kahdun SMS sy dastan apni< <Br/> <Br/>Ye lo no.03343004071-zaBan or Bh hoti hy azhr tamna ki
Ek khusra elecation mein vote mangatay huay <Br/> <Br/>Mein yakeen dilata hun ager hum kamyaB huey <Br/> <Br/>to jaB B kisi k ghar kaka paida hoga <Br/> <Br/>Goverment muft nachay ge
1 memon apni Bv ka sadqa utarta hy 10rs ka <Br/>Or us me 90rs dal kr card load krta hy <Br/>Bv pochti hy ye kya kya <Br/>memon <Br/>Sadqa ghariB govt ko gya Balance mere pas
Man 2 pathan: Khan ji kal mainy apko phone kia par aap ny uthaya nahi? <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: <Br/>Kyun uthata.., <Br/>Ye jo meiny 30 Rupye dekar GAANAA Lgwaya hai wo tera BAAP sunega.
Kanjusi ki had Bhi w0 achank paar kr gaya, <Br/> <Br/>Mere Bicharay dil k tukry 4 kr gaya, <Br/> <Br/>SMS aik Bhi na kr saka w0 zalim, <Br/> <Br/>Masjid k speaker mai PYAR ka izhar kr gaya.
Na Mujhe Kisi Ka DIL Chahiye <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Na Mujhe Kisi DARD Ki Talash Hai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Mere Phone Ko Jo Apna Samajh Kar BALANCE Dalwaye <Br/> <Br/>Muje To Us dost Ki Talash Hai..
Thought of the day: <Br/> <Br/>"Never make the same mistake twice.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bcoz.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>There are so many new mistakes.. <Br/>Try different each day.
Teacher! Btaen KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy? <Br/>Student! Sir Piche Dekhen Miss Apko Bula Rhi Hy. <Br/>Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nhn Tha. <Br/>Student: Sir YEHI CHEZ Khush Fehmi Hy.